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You are expecting to catch up with Bill Palmer this year.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You are considering selling your Houdini autograph in order to buy yet another set of cups and balls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You give up your college fund for an illusion.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You notice that Mark Wilson just today posted that he was married on his Facebook account. (Gads! Nani's been available all this time!!!)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You try doing sleight of hand in a casino.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You get bored in casinos but enjoy messing with Dynamike.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You do a crime just because you want to try a jail escape.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You can't get involved in a game of musical chairs witout showing of a magical variation.
Northern California
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You can do only one trick out of the thousand dollars of equipment items you bought.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You own 4 sets of Magic Bingo.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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All your quarters have holes in the middle.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You are so back-ordered that you don't have time to post
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You actually have a routine for cleaning sponge balls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You go to a magic lecture instead of taking your wife out for your anniversary.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have your nose in a magic book 10 or more hours a day.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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(and your eyes too)
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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What was the question again?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You own eight different sets of color changing knives.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You own eight different sets of billiard balls.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Everyone on your Twitter and Facebook friends lists are magicians.
Northern California
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