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Dynamike
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You are expecting to catch up with Bill Palmer this year.
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You are considering selling your Houdini autograph in order to buy yet another set of cups and balls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You give up your college fund for an illusion.
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You notice that Mark Wilson just today posted that he was married on his Facebook account. (Gads! Nani's been available all this time!!!)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You try doing sleight of hand in a casino.
Father Photius
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You get bored in casinos but enjoy messing with Dynamike.
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You do a crime just because you want to try a jail escape.
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You can't get involved in a game of musical chairs witout showing of a magical variation.
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Dynamike
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You can do only one trick out of the thousand dollars of equipment items you bought.
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You own 4 sets of Magic Bingo.
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hbwolkov
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All your quarters have holes in the middle.
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You are so back-ordered that you don't have time to post
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You actually have a routine for cleaning sponge balls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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You go to a magic lecture instead of taking your wife out for your anniversary.
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You have your nose in a magic book 10 or more hours a day.
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(and your eyes too)

Your parents put you in magic school instead of kindergarten at five years of age.
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What was the question again?
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You own eight different sets of color changing knives.
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You own eight different sets of billiard balls.
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Everyone on your Twitter and Facebook friends lists are magicians.
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