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JamesTong
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When you are almost succeeding in talking and gesturing exactly like Fr. Photius.
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When you try to use a real chicken for the climax to the egg bag
JamesTong
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When you are running out of idea to post in this thread but just keep coming back here at least once a day.
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When you know that JamesTong will never run out of ideas and will come back more than once a day.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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On 2009-06-07 14:57, JamesTong wrote:
When you are almost succeeding in talking and gesturing exactly like Fr. Photius.

(Wow! That means you talk and gesture exactly like Mark Wilson!)

When you have read Bev Bergeron's "Williard the Wizzard" so many times you not only have it memorized, you have it memorized by page and line."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you keep buying the same books over and over because you want to make sure you have them all.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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JamesTong
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On 2009-06-07 20:59, Father Photius wrote:
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On 2009-06-07 14:57, JamesTong wrote:
When you are almost succeeding in talking and gesturing exactly like Fr. Photius.

(Wow! That means you talk and gesture exactly like Mark Wilson!)


(I am taking voice control lessons so I can talk exactly like Nani too)

When you start looking around in shopping malls for all kind of cool looking sunglasses so you can be as cool as tabman and the big difference is you do not even know how to make a simple magic wand. So you end up buying all kinds of magic wands and then wear the sunglasses holding a bunch of magic wands for your portrait photos so other magicians will think you look even more kooler than tabman. And to top it all, you went to David and Dania to learn the costume change so you can look like tabman one minute and Fr. Photius the next minute. And with that new found fantasy you went to compete against Susan Boyle in 'Britain Got Talents' contest.
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When you know where all the typos are in all three volumes of Art of Astonishment.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you know every cup made by their respective makers and exactly who bought the cups and who re-sold them later and which cups went on ebay and other auction sites and who bought them and resold them again.

Posted: Jun 8, 2009 5:35pm
When you are about to leave for your performance but cannot control the urge to post one more time in this thread.

Posted: Jun 8, 2009 5:36pm
When you cannot resist the urge to post one more time after that one post.
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....When you start looking around in shopping malls for all kind of cool looking sunglasses so you can be as cool as tabman and the big difference is you do not even know how to make a simple magic wand. So you end up buying all kinds of magic wands and then wear the sunglasses holding a bunch of magic wands for your portrait photos so other magicians will think you look even more kooler than tabman. And to top it all, you went to David and Dania to learn the costume change so you can look like tabman one minute and Fr. Photius the next minute. And with that new found fantasy you went to compete against Susan Boyle in 'Britain Got Talents' contest.


Holey Sh**
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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When you think looking like Fr. Photius will help you in a competition against Susan Boyle (in either singing talent or appearance.)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you know Jeff Busby's former wife.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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When you pay for your Magic Castle membership, and then leave for home 2000 miles away...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When you actually tried to figure out how to watch the Fiber Optics DVD backwards.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you write every IBM ring telling them, you want to see their reports
JamesTong
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When you write to every magic clubs (IBM, SAM, PCAM, etc) to find out exactly how many menbers they have in each ring.
tabman
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When you know too many secrets about way too many magicians.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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When you spent $30 last night at the excellent Keith Fields lecture to purchase an entire sponge ball/clown/Devil's napkin routine from him when all you really will probably end up using is the special sponge ball shell that came with the trick...
JamesTong
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When you start collecting junks (scrap metals, wood, plastics, etc) from all over the place and hope that one day you can turn them into special magic props or accessories. And that day never turn up and your wife starts reminding you whether you are really a magician or just a scrap/junk collector because the junks are taking more space than the magic items in your house.
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On 2009-06-09 15:29, JamesTong wrote:
When you start collecting junks (scrap metals, wood, plastics, etc) from all over the place and hope that one day you can turn them into special magic props or accessories.


When you recognize the final stages of magic obsession and don't want to reveal what's coming next.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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