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Father Photius
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You actually fool your spouse with a retention vanish.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Someone comes in the shop and tells you about the trick they just invented and you immediately pull out Tarbell or Hoffman and open one of them to the exact page it's on.
Father Photius
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You can correct Bill Palmer's citings from memory.
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joseph
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You stare at a bic pen thinking there must be something new to do with it...
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Father Photius
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You can do an entire 30 minute act with nothing but a bic pen and a loop.
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You hang your Xmas ornaments with loops...
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Father Photius
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When your loop magic throws you for a loop.
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Bob Sanders
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You realize that you read that "new" article before years ago in a prior magic magazine.
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When you start talking about Blackstone to a group of magicians and none of them ever heard of either of them.
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When you have orders coming out your ears instead of silks and you're up to your eyes in paperwork instead of streamers.

Help
Father Photius
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When you have read the same magic magazine three times in the same month and can't remember reading it.
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Bob Sanders
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Every Band-Aid in the house is on a magic prop.
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Every suit you own is three sizes too big until you load it up.
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You have to buy a new larger hat just to hold all the pins and buttons you have collected at magic conventions.
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You have the largest collection of safety pins...
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You can identify the momme of a silk from ten feet away.

From google: The standard for measuring momme weight is by using a piece of fabric that is 100 yards long and 45 inches wide. If that piece of fabric weighs 19 pounds then the momme weight of that silk is 19.

(Hard to imagine a piece that big weighing 6 pounds)
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You know more about Blackstone than Firestone.
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Father Photius
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It takes you more than 4 hours to put all of your magic magazines into magazine file boxes.
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Bob Sanders
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Other magicians assume that you have a copy of whatever issue of a magic publication they want.
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Other magicians think you have Bill Palmer's recall ability for magic citations.
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