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jay leslie
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You keep thinking-up rock jokes
Father Photius
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The amount of magic apparatus that you own which you don't use is greater than the amount of magic apparatus that you own that you do use.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You know your inventory of magic props is great than that in the dealer room and you buy more anyway.
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Father Photius
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You actually read all the magic dealers emails you get every week.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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All your poker decks contain blank cards
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Father Photius
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When you realize you are playing gin with a Svengali deck.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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All your envelopes have little slits or have 2 compartments.
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Bob Sanders
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You'll buy something just to get the brown bag.
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jay leslie
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Every thing Jamy Ian Swiss says, makes perfect sense
hbwolkov
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While standing in line at the local bank, you expect a 4 foot microphone stand or a bowling ball will be produced from all the ladies purses.
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Father Photius
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You can actually keep coming up with ideas to post in this forum
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You save toilet paper rollers for silk fountains.
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Father Photius
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Every morning your brush your teeth and think while looking at the toothpaste tube, "there's got to be some way to make this into a trick"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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You make 16,000 post on the Café.
Father Photius
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You go back and read all of Dynamike's posts in the last 30 days.
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Bob Sanders
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You even keep your fake eggs in the refrigerator.
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hbwolkov
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You feel compelled to read these posts before you read the morning newspaper.
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Father Photius
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You finally figure out how do do that vanishing silk/ and strip routine without a TT
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joseph
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Please ignore my
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For Xmas, you received 3 gift certificates for Hobby Lobby...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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You sit up half the night trying to figure out how to make something vanish, finally about 5AM you come up with a great idea and go to bed, and when you wake up you can't remember the idea.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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