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Bob Sanders
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The employees at the hardware store require that they pick your order for you so you don't touch it before you pay.
Bob Sanders

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joseph
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Eternal Order
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You only eat the elephant and rabbit animal crackers...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You have two shows... one for kids and one for old age homes.... and they're both the same.
Father Photius
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You dream about Rosanne stalking you at WMS.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You wear coin earrings...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When you market an A show, B show, C show, D show, F show and G show and the only real difference between them is how long you drag it out and how much you charge.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You tell people the more expensive show costs more because they can see it better....... so you hold all the props a little higher.
Father Photius
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You stay awake at night trying to anticipate Jay Leslie's next great escape.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You only take your best doves to your best paying shows.
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hbwolkov
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The term Dove Bar does not invoke a mental picture of ice cream
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MagicBus
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You like using Bic pens because you can do the practice the old "snapper" move with the round shaped top... You know where the Conjuring Arts Research Center is...
Father Photius
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You only buy bic pens because they levitate the best.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Most of your fishing tackle is in your magic gear.
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Father Photius
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You are already packed for the next three magic conventions you are attending.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Family events during magic conventions are rescheduled.
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jay leslie
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You are on five boards and you don't surf.
joseph
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You use your $6 income tax return to buy magic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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All of your family vacations involve cities and dates of magic conventions.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Before your wife sets the table she says, "Vanish that!"
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Father Photius
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You can make money disappear faster than you can make anything else disappear.
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