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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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Your cordless mouse has a loop on it.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Yeah
And you move your computer closer to the wall so these posts load quicker.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You waste time waiting for people to respond to your posts.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You carry a tape measurer a calliper and a camera to every store you go to.... including Fredrick's Of Hollywood!!!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You start new threads in "Now that's funny!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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You respond to the new threads...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You can't get your computer to boot and finally after two hours realize it is because you left a magic DVD in the drive.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The Postman brings mail with the explanation that "I can't read the address. It must be for a magician!"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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You try to predict when the next magic show will be on tv...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Friends ask, "Will you be home long?"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You work for weeks on a new trick, finally get it down, the realize it is a trick you used to do 20 years ago.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The dry cleaners calls your house and asks to speak to the magician.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You know 20 kids who have posted magic to YouTube.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Only kids have posted your performance videos on Youtube.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you spend a week trying to learn to do a muscle pass backwards.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You are influenced by street magicians.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You go on a vacation and spend all of your time in the room reading magic books.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your speed dial numbers are other magicians and magic shops.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your phone conversation with other magicians is interrupted when the train goes through town.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You call a magician in El Paso from Thorsby, Alabama to see if cell phones work in either place.
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