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Father Photius
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It's still 6 days from the magic convention and you are already trying to trim down your buy list.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Every casino wants to hire you to catch people cheating.
Father Photius
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You go for a week to Las Vegas and actually only go to a magic convention.
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joseph
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You wear a propeller cap and eat a lollipop while attending kids shows...
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You reach 15,000 post.
Father Photius
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When you start to understand what Dynamike is actually talking about.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Quote:
On 2011-02-26 10:34, Father Photius wrote:
When you start to understand what Dynamike is actually talking about.


When you care what other magicians talk about - but think they should hang on your every worm.
Father Photius
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When Jay's witicisms begin to make profound sense.
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joseph
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You put all used napkins into your soft soap box...
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Father Photius
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When you realize you just did 3 TT tricks and you weren't using a TT.
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joseph
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You change your last name to Nani...
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jay leslie
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You sleep in your costume in case someone calls for a 3am show.
Bob Sanders
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Your shoes are tied with IT.
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hbwolkov
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All the change in your pocket is gimmicked.
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Bob Sanders
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You keep schedules based upon the times of magic events.
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hbwolkov
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You will only use a TT that matches your finger print
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Bob Sanders
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You really wonder if there are also blue blood cells.
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jay leslie
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You carry a big fan to blow your hair around.
joseph
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Your new wallet must have more than 15 slots...
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jay leslie
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You build props all day, Go to the Magic Castle at night, Post here at midnight and you have a show at 8am about 70 miles away.
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