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MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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When you stop by to watch a local magician perform and he has a one page printed flyer done on cheap copy paper which thanks the local organization for hiring him,... yet you feel compelled to save that "flier" and put it in your boxes of saved magic "literature."
JamesTong
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Eternal Order
Malaysia
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When you have a proud collection of magic DVDs but spend more time watching magic clips from You Tube.
tabman
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USA
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When you feel compelled to make your own magic videos and post them on YouTube.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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That you have a collection of miniature half and half/cream containers from restaurants as they remind you of Fakini thimbles...
joseph
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Please ignore my
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You spend more than 12 hours per week in Hobby Lobby looking for magic ideas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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When you know what mouse tape is and its principle use in magic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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That you considered purchasing reels from a fishing shop ... that you don't hide the fact from your wife that you own a stripper deck... that you know a chop cup has nothing to do with cooking... that you wish paddle moves were used in the public schools... that you know what a spellbound switch is and a horizontal palm... that you know that at the M&M Café you receive a billet at the end of the meal.., that you know what the initials in FAB Magic stand for... that you know what magician produces a full sized Amtrak train engine as part of his act... that the Fall season reminds you of color changes- with cards... that you have a bunch of cheese graters just so you can say the 'next is my greater illusion" line... that you know how to do impressions with a standard corkscrew (Mark Spitz/Michael Phelps, Dorothy Hamil, the Exorcist, and a person being held up in the park)... that you once asked the guy in the meat department of a super market if he'd consider selling the fake hotdogs hanging from the deli overhead sign... that your well has nothing to do with water or black art with painting... that you read ever word of email Denny's advertisements...
jay leslie
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That you're still posting even though you have food poisoning from the saturday afternoon party.

MB "Fall Season" reminds me of using the Sub Trunk for summer concerts.
MagikDavid
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When your wife wakes you in the middle of the night and says, "Honey, I just heard a mouse squeaking!" ... and you say, "Darn it. I've been meaning to oil that hinge on the sub-trunk."
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
JamesTong
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When your wife is wondering why all her bras are attached with two silks.
joseph
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Please ignore my
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When at breakfast, you try linking your Cheerios before you eat them...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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When you are fixing 15 more pockets within the pockets in all your trousers.
jay leslie
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When you have made an act called "tricks they never should have made" which can only be presented to magicians (Already presented 3 times, once at the IBM convention in san Diego) but no one other then a magician would have the faintest idea what your talking about and magicians hoot and holler.

(Hoot and holler I mean "Dis da tricks")
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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When it is 1 A.M. and you are exchanging emails with Nani.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you set up an auto alarm telling you someone has just posted at the Café.
tabman
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USA
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When you can remember the first trick you ever saw, and the last.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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When you have so much stuff you need a catalog to remember what it is and a filing system to find it.
JamesTong
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Malaysia
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When you can remember all the versions of each effects you have learnt.
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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When you have an astrosphere vanishing box sitting on your large format printer stand.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you cannot stop making friends with everyone that is posting at the Café forum.
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