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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17162 Posts 
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You visit Hawaii to see if they sell color changing leis...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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It embarrasses you if you are NOT asked to do a trick.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17162 Posts
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Your Trans Am has a dove decal on the hood...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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You do three shows only to come back and post here... even before you visit the little boys room.
Be back in a minute.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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You inspect all salt shakers.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17162 Posts
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You drive your riding mower blindfolded...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You look at a package of M&Ms and wonder whether they are left over from halloween or the ones that came with your Juan Tamariz book.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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You even carry a Sharpie Pen fishing.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You have a kit containing: deck of cards, sharpie pen, two gaffed coins, 4 silver dollars, package of IT loops, and 4 sponge balls that is the first thing you pack for any convention.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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DominotheGreat New user 50 Posts
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Some funny stuff!!!
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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You never shower without rubber bands on your arm.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17162 Posts
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All your fingers are purple from the rubber bands around your wrists...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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Waiters and waitresses watch you to be sure that you don't steal their tips.
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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You just realize your family has left you 10 years ago
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Your friends refuse to come within 5 feet of you without holding onto their watch and belt.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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You don't walk anymore, you levitate from place to place
You are certain that you can sweeten the coffee by adding salt You think you can walk on the street naked by turning invisible
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When you get arrested for being a pick pocket because a policeman finds three wallets on you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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When you pay your bill in the restaruant with a piece of blank paper
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You've been on stage so long that you need to wear a diaper.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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You first thing you reach out for in the morning is the wand and not the toothbrush
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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