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joseph
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You visit Hawaii to see if they sell color changing leis...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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It embarrasses you if you are NOT asked to do a trick.
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joseph
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Your Trans Am has a dove decal on the hood...
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jay leslie
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You do three shows only to come back and post here... even before you visit the little boys room.

Be back in a minute.
Bob Sanders
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You inspect all salt shakers.
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joseph
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You drive your riding mower blindfolded...
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Father Photius
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You look at a package of M&Ms and wonder whether they are left over from halloween or the ones that came with your Juan Tamariz book.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You even carry a Sharpie Pen fishing.
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Father Photius
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You have a kit containing: deck of cards, sharpie pen, two gaffed coins, 4 silver dollars, package of IT loops, and 4 sponge balls that is the first thing you pack for any convention.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
DominotheGreat
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Some funny stuff!!!
Bob Sanders
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You never shower without rubber bands on your arm.
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joseph
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All your fingers are purple from the rubber bands around your wrists...
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Bob Sanders
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Waiters and waitresses watch you to be sure that you don't steal their tips.
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francisngkl
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You just realize your family has left you 10 years ago
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
Father Photius
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Your friends refuse to come within 5 feet of you without holding onto their watch and belt.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
francisngkl
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You don't walk anymore, you levitate from place to place

You are certain that you can sweeten the coffee by adding salt

You think you can walk on the street naked by turning invisible
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
Father Photius
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When you get arrested for being a pick pocket because a policeman finds three wallets on you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
francisngkl
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When you pay your bill in the restaruant with a piece of blank paper
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Father Photius
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You've been on stage so long that you need to wear a diaper.
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francisngkl
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You first thing you reach out for in the morning is the wand and not the toothbrush
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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