You have drawers full of coins, but not a single one you can spend.

You are suspicious when your wife return you the wedding ring

You have to meet the mailman down the street so your spouse won't know that you have bought yet another magic item.

Your spouse use your chick pans for cooking

You take out the trash very early so your wife can't find the boxes that held your newest magic trick.

You have 5 chair suspensions, a broom, an asrah, two aggas, three flying carpets and a bunch of I.T.

And when you go in the bank they always ask if you can float THEM a loan.

You challenge a policeman to handcuff and put you in jail so that you can reappear on the street buskering in seconds.

You learn carpentry just to find out what a dove tail is...

When you pass the hat for a traffic cop working an intersection.

Your spouse begin to scan the yellow pages for magic rehabitation centres

Photius gets more than half the posts on one page... or was that Bob?

Made you look!!!!!

All the listings in your address book have duplicate entries using a stage name.

When you go to the bank the teller makes you stand 10 feet away from the window.

You take a break from practicing to eat breakfast, and it's 5 pm...

You can recite from memory every dialogue line from "Magic Land of Allakazam".

You serve soup using lota bowls

You have a phd from the Chavez school of magic...

You spend more money on cards per month than you do on your utility bill.

You list IBM as your next of kin.