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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
You have drawers full of coins, but not a single one you can spend.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl![]() Special user Singapore 509 Posts ![]() |
You are suspicious when your wife return you the wedding ring
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
You have to meet the mailman down the street so your spouse won't know that you have bought yet another magic item.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl![]() Special user Singapore 509 Posts ![]() |
Your spouse use your chick pans for cooking
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
You take out the trash very early so your wife can't find the boxes that held your newest magic trick.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts ![]() |
You have 5 chair suspensions, a broom, an asrah, two aggas, three flying carpets and a bunch of I.T.
And when you go in the bank they always ask if you can float THEM a loan.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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francisngkl![]() Special user Singapore 509 Posts ![]() |
You challenge a policeman to handcuff and put you in jail so that you can reappear on the street buskering in seconds.
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17259 Posts ![]() |
You learn carpentry just to find out what a dove tail is...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
When you pass the hat for a traffic cop working an intersection.
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francisngkl![]() Special user Singapore 509 Posts ![]() |
Your spouse begin to scan the yellow pages for magic rehabitation centres
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts ![]() |
Photius gets more than half the posts on one page... or was that Bob?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts ![]() |
Made you look!!!!!
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
All the listings in your address book have duplicate entries using a stage name.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
When you go to the bank the teller makes you stand 10 feet away from the window.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17259 Posts ![]() |
You take a break from practicing to eat breakfast, and it's 5 pm...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts ![]() |
You can recite from memory every dialogue line from "Magic Land of Allakazam".
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl![]() Special user Singapore 509 Posts ![]() |
You serve soup using lota bowls
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17259 Posts ![]() |
You have a phd from the Chavez school of magic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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mahucharn![]() Elite user 418 Posts ![]() |
You spend more money on cards per month than you do on your utility bill.
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts ![]() |
You list IBM as your next of kin.
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