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Bob Sanders
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You have more information than the FBI about the people in the audience.
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Father Photius
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You have done your mentalism act so many time that you are beginning to think you really can read minds.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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Your wife makes dinner reservations for 3 so your Mindreading Goose will have his own chair.
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jay leslie
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Every 3 of 10 posts are in this section.
hbwolkov
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You have to rent an 16 wheel truck just to move your magic collection.
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mahucharn
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You are able to contribute enough to post 10 times per day on the Magic Café (hey that rhymed!).
jay leslie
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You know the difference between different dove and rabbit species.
Father Photius
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You can identify a silk's manufacturer from 40ft away.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Your wife shops in the mall, while you entertain outside the stores...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Your vehicle purchase criteria is based first on whether or not your props for your show will fit in.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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You run out of memory on your terabyte hard drive cataloging the magic tricks kept in your closet.
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joseph
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You can't decide whether to pay your utility bill, or buy that cool illusion...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You spend more time at lunch doing magic for the staff than eating lunch. (You have to take it back to the office!)
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jay leslie
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Quote:
On 2011-06-04 13:23, Father Photius wrote:
Your vehicle purchase criteria is based first on whether or not your props for your show will fit in.


Your dating criteria is based on whether she fits in the box, or not.

(call me shallow)
M&M Magic
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Your doing the dishes and a ball appears under a cup!
Bob Sanders
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Every coat has a dove pocket.
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jay leslie
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Pay attention now...

You put on your "Thinking Cap"
and hope someone doesn't steal it and turn it into a "Lie Detector Routine"
hbwolkov
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The local magic shop calls you when they can't figure out how to demo a new effect.
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Father Photius
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You plan a nap at a magic convention in order to be awake for the 11 PM lecture.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You know more commercial names for an effect than ways to perform it.
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