Smugglers pay you for magic lessons.

Your DVD collection contains one non-magic related movie.

You store your magic vhs tapes in nitrogen containers...

You classify your friends by the type magic they do.

The post office forwards all magic related mail to your attention when the address label is unintelligible.

You change your name to Elmsley, move to England, marry a Countess THEN register to vote - so you may be called Elmsley, Count.

(Was that a stretch or just fits the topic perfectly or possibly a bit of a stretch.... but then again)

Your computer passwords include Houdini 1 through 100

Let's see I've tried paypal using hbwolkov@verizon.com with houdini1, as the passwword.... where did I go wrong?

I am glad you did not try Houdini_100

You have to choose only 1 of several different magic wands, depending on the occasion and the color of your suit.

All of the water you were heating on the stove to make tea Is Gone!

The last time you watched a non magic DVD George Bush Sr was president.

The eggs in the carton in your refrigerator are all blow eggs for magic shows.

There are no unbent spoons anywhere around your town...

Your rabbit laughs at your jokes.

Your cloned rabbit has already died...

When you read all 132 pages of this thread and think they are talking about you personally with every post.

The only pen in you r pocket is a Sharpie.

You want to keep these threads going.

You save the packaging long after you have thrown the contents away. It just might be useful in a trick!