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jay leslie
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Smugglers pay you for magic lessons.
hbwolkov
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Your DVD collection contains one non-magic related movie.
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joseph
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You store your magic vhs tapes in nitrogen containers...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You classify your friends by the type magic they do.
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hbwolkov
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The post office forwards all magic related mail to your attention when the address label is unintelligible.
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jay leslie
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You change your name to Elmsley, move to England, marry a Countess THEN register to vote - so you may be called Elmsley, Count.

(Was that a stretch or just fits the topic perfectly or possibly a bit of a stretch.... but then again)
hbwolkov
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Your computer passwords include Houdini 1 through 100
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jay leslie
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Let's see I've tried paypal using hbwolkov@verizon.com with houdini1, as the passwword.... where did I go wrong?
hbwolkov
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I am glad you did not try Houdini_100
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jay leslie
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You have to choose only 1 of several different magic wands, depending on the occasion and the color of your suit.
Bob Sanders
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All of the water you were heating on the stove to make tea Is Gone!
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hbwolkov
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The last time you watched a non magic DVD George Bush Sr was president.
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Bob Sanders
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The eggs in the carton in your refrigerator are all blow eggs for magic shows.
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DavidG
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There are no unbent spoons anywhere around your town...
Santa greets YOUR friends at www.gift.us
Bob Sanders
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Your rabbit laughs at your jokes.
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DavidG
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Quote:
On 2011-09-08 15:45, Bob Sanders wrote:
Your rabbit laughs at your jokes.


Your cloned rabbit has already died...
Santa greets YOUR friends at www.gift.us
mpicard
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When you read all 132 pages of this thread and think they are talking about you personally with every post.
Bob Sanders
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The only pen in you r pocket is a Sharpie.
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jay leslie
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You want to keep these threads going.
Bob Sanders
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You save the packaging long after you have thrown the contents away. It just might be useful in a trick!
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