Every CD you own is royalty-free

You have more bunnies in your yard than get collectively adopted at Easter time.

You have boxes marked "Careful contains magnets!"

You bring Magic Magazine to the dentist waiting room...

Your dogs hide when they see you open a deck of cards.

You have a box that dispenses decks of playing cards . . .

on the wall next to the door . . .

in your bedroom.

You find it difficult to shuffle cards fairly.

You're up Xmas morning before the kids, opening you gifts to see
what magic you got...

None of the books of matches at your house are ungimmicked.

You change your Johnson's name to Magic!!!

You use IT for xmas tree icicles...

And all your ornaments are Zombie Balls

When you haven't been here in a while and go back and read all of Jay's posts on the last 16 pages to catch up.

You actually care which card a volunteer would select given a free choice.

Your Xmas cards are all Jokers...

You notice that you are the only guy who knows anything about the fabric section of the store.

The reason you're attending a party tonight is

A. To "catch" bubbles and turn them solid.
B. To stick a needle through any balloon that falls in your general vicinity.
C. To do the old Torn & Restored new years resolution list, trick.
D. To make that glass of Champaign gel-up
E. So you can get-away with a Snowstorm... on the only day of the year that no one will yell at you.
AND... for the F - You use that old stand by... "Can I call you.. Marie?"

On New Year's eve, you lower your zombie ball from the ceiling...

For New Year's day you rush to the dollar store to buy new pocket calendar books to use in mental magic tricks.

You walk into a restaurant an order a chop cup instead of a chop salad.