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jay leslie
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Every CD you own is royalty-free
hbwolkov
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You have more bunnies in your yard than get collectively adopted at Easter time.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You have boxes marked "Careful contains magnets!"
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joseph
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You bring Magic Magazine to the dentist waiting room...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Your dogs hide when they see you open a deck of cards.
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F J
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You have a box that dispenses decks of playing cards . . .

on the wall next to the door . . .

in your bedroom.
mahucharn
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You find it difficult to shuffle cards fairly.
joseph
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You're up Xmas morning before the kids, opening you gifts to see
what magic you got...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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None of the books of matches at your house are ungimmicked.
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jay leslie
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You change your Johnson's name to Magic!!!
joseph
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You use IT for xmas tree icicles...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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And all your ornaments are Zombie Balls
Father Photius
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When you haven't been here in a while and go back and read all of Jay's posts on the last 16 pages to catch up.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You actually care which card a volunteer would select given a free choice.
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joseph
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Your Xmas cards are all Jokers...
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Bob Sanders
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You notice that you are the only guy who knows anything about the fabric section of the store.
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jay leslie
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The reason you're attending a party tonight is

A. To "catch" bubbles and turn them solid.
B. To stick a needle through any balloon that falls in your general vicinity.
C. To do the old Torn & Restored new years resolution list, trick.
D. To make that glass of Champaign gel-up
E. So you can get-away with a Snowstorm... on the only day of the year that no one will yell at you.
AND... for the F - You use that old stand by... "Can I call you.. Marie?"
joseph
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On New Year's eve, you lower your zombie ball from the ceiling...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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For New Year's day you rush to the dollar store to buy new pocket calendar books to use in mental magic tricks.
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hbwolkov
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You walk into a restaurant an order a chop cup instead of a chop salad.
Northern California
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