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Bob Sanders
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You think of "dini" as a title and not a suffix. (It gives class to Bubba Whodini.)
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braabesflaben
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You consider growing a beard because it looks wizard-like
viler
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You associate lifting the toilet seat and ring with a get ready for a double lift.
joseph
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You order more magic before you open your latest tricks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You have more magic dealers' business cards than you have of your own.
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joseph
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On Xmas eve, you hang a dove bag, an egg bag and a change bag on the fireplace...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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Little black book... What little black book? It's become a scribbled-out mess of all the little numbers who won't return your call.
jay leslie
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Why do I post here,
Let me count the ways

Is it by broadband? Nay, I say.
Is it by the IPhone, Nay again,
Is it by figuring-out my neighbours password and using their wireless, Spare me the thought (although it's password1).

I use my secretary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Barbara
CC Jay
Bob Sanders
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When you are aware that there are no cards left for you to force.
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hbwolkov
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Members of Café send you a personal email to let you know of their current offerings on the Lets Make a Magic Deal section since they really need to unload their used tricks, books, and DVD's and they know you will buy anything..
Northern California
joseph
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You sell more magic than your local shop...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You don't have a place left where you could carry a real wallet.
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Father Photius
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You actually still read this forum.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You wear a Magic Castle bib at supper time...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When you watch magic DVDs instead of the Super Bowl.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You realize who is running America.
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Bob Sanders
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You drink from a Chop Cup.
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jay leslie
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Rocky The Racoon said nice things to you, on Valentines Day.

(That's a joke, It's a joke. I know the difference between a joke and reality...
Rocky would never say nice things... especially after he gets stuffed in that Chick Pan...
All I ever hear are complaints about working conditions).
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You're mad because your Rocky Racoon saw his shadow...
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Your linking rings look more elliptical than round and your deck of cards look like a rolodex.
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