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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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A vet calls you because she captures a loose white dove and assumes it is yours.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You say the magic words as you stir your coffee.
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Whenever you see free tabloids, you pick up a stack for torn and restored newspaper.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You have plenty of flash paper but no facial tissues.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your checks are printed on flash paper.
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts
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You can't find you thumbtip and then realize it's on your thumb.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You would never wear a hat without a load.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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You go to at least 15 stores looking for box (not a bag) of animal crackers that has giraffe cookies in it as you own a trick that calls for the use of giraffe animal crackers that are picked out of a box. Good luck!
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tons101 New user 51 Posts
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You spend more time playing with cards than working...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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Your multiple magnetic PK rings on your fingers have messed up all your charge cards...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The only reason you take the newspaper is because you need it as a magic prop.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your closets and garage are featured on the TV show The Hoarder when it is discovered you have no space for clothing or an automobile due to your excessive magic collection.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When you start the microwave you say "Presto!".
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ehands Special user Mississippi 524 Posts
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Your spreadsheet, need to avoid buying duplicates, reports "exceeded number of permitted rows."
"Oh look, we have created enchantment." Blanche DuBois
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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You publish a book.."Cooking tips with flash paper." ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Revel Rob New user Toronto 50 Posts
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You try to read your book tests cover to cover
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Revel Rob New user Toronto 50 Posts
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You're not invited to poker games anymore
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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On Oct 19, 2012, Bob Sanders wrote: You press your trunk remote and say Open Sesame (and it impresses three year olds)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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You can magically bend 2 tines on your rake. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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george1953 Inner circle Mallorca (Spain) 5943 Posts
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Penn and Teller are like an old married couple. "Only one of them is allowed to speak"
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
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