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Bob Sanders
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A vet calls you because she captures a loose white dove and assumes it is yours.
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Bob Sanders
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You say the magic words as you stir your coffee.
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Bob Sanders
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Whenever you see free tabloids, you pick up a stack for torn and restored newspaper.
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Bob Sanders
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You have plenty of flash paper but no facial tissues.
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Bob Sanders
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Your checks are printed on flash paper.
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bowers
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You can't find you thumbtip and then realize it's on your thumb.
Bob Sanders
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You would never wear a hat without a load.
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MagicBus
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You go to at least 15 stores looking for box (not a bag) of animal crackers that has giraffe cookies in it as you own a trick that calls for the use of giraffe animal crackers that are picked out of a box. Good luck!
tons101
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You spend more time playing with cards than working...
MagicBus
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Your multiple magnetic PK rings on your fingers have messed up all your charge cards...
Bob Sanders
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The only reason you take the newspaper is because you need it as a magic prop.
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Your closets and garage are featured on the TV show The Hoarder when it is discovered you have no space for clothing or an automobile due to your excessive magic collection.
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Bob Sanders
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When you start the microwave you say "Presto!".
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ehands
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Your spreadsheet, need to avoid buying duplicates, reports "exceeded number of permitted rows."
"Oh look, we have created enchantment." Blanche DuBois
joseph
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You publish a book.."Cooking tips with flash paper." ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Revel Rob
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You try to read your book tests cover to cover
Revel Rob
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You're not invited to poker games anymore
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Quote:
On Oct 19, 2012, Bob Sanders wrote:
When you start the microwave you say "Presto!".


You press your trunk remote and say Open Sesame
(and it impresses three year olds)
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You can magically bend 2 tines on your rake. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Penn and Teller are like an old married couple. "Only one of them is allowed to speak"
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
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