You go up do a door that will open by it self and you pertend to use magic to open it.

You stopped counting the number of times someone said "If you were a real magician you could load all that equipment, in your car, by snapping your fingers"

Incidentally,They are always new people saying this. When I wrote "someone" I assumed you were aware of that.... If not... I have one person who follows me around and makes that comment every show. They must have a lot of free time. And if you believe that, ask Joseph for his dry cleaning ticket because he has a coat he hasn't picked-up for 5 years.

I can snap my fingers and have that coat appear any time I wish. ..
I have not picked it up, because I keep tearing and restoring the laundry ticket...

You put slush powder in your coffee instead of powdered creamer

Your dog's name is Presto!

You unthread your razor blades before you shave. ...

You asks the waiter for a wand instead of a straw.

When all of your suits have holdouts in them.

You open your fire wallet to light your cigar. ...

You carry your pills in your TT

You have 15,000-20,000 posts. ...

You have over 15,000 posts but ironically your signature warrents the viewer to ignore them all

You constantly seek sequentially numbered dollar bills.

Even thought you swore-off buying stupid things from thrift stores, you keep filling-up drawers with stuff you'll (never) use later.

You see a rubber band and get the chills. ...

You go to magic auctions and come home with even more magic than you took to sell.

You water the plants, and your botanias. ...

You buy rubber bands five pounds at a time.

You think of dental floss as "Visible Thread".

You start making a custom Lyons Bride for your new kitten before you know how large he'll grow.