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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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You can prep a torn and restored newspaper in your sleep.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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You need to play with 10 Tenyo toys in the bathtub. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You put stage lighting in your house.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You can't enter a room without an announcer introducing you.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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You emcee your kid's birthday parties...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You come back from going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and announce, "and now for my next trick..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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You wake up with your Mark Wilson alarm clock. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When in the throes of passion you call your wife Nani.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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On Aug 2, 2015, Father Photius wrote: Then they enter a partially seperated cabinet to share personal secrets with a symbolic official, known by the cloth they wear. (and I ain't talkin about a tailors shop)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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Tailor shop..That reminds me..I have to
pick something up there. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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Does it still fit?
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mortalwombat New user 2 Posts
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When doing any overhand shuffle I now have to concentrate to not retain the bottom card.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You can't take coins out of your pocket without doing a routine
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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..Your key fob has 1 key & 80 gimmicks. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You constantly dream of new ways to do card reveals.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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Your nail apron is your pk ring. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have frequent nightmares of losing the chosen card.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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You have Nani Darnell pillow cases and sheets. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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On Sep 2, 2015, joseph wrote: Actually, I have those, keep them stored over here in their autographed sub trunk in my living room.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When the only woman in the world your wife is jealous of is Nani Darnell.
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