Even your grass seed is out of date.

You don't need to look at the member list to recite all the screen names on the Café.

When choosing a piece of candy from a box of chocolates you use the HotRod Force.

All your zombie balls look like they came out of a tiolet tank.

You can float from the living room to the fridge. ...

You fall asleep in your sub trunk.

You, a man, put on the broom harness so you can tell your assistants "If I can do it... you can do it"

When your neighbor who is a police officer knocks on your door and asks you to pick is door lock because he locked himself out.

You put all your credit cards in stay stack order. ...

Whenever you do color changing silks .......

You're all thumbs.

When a magician approaches your table and asks if you'd like to see some magic and your wife answers him by telling him how Mark Wilson and Nani Darnell's sub trunk is sitting in your living room.

You hand out Rebo the clown napkins at birthday parties. ...

The blackjack dealer sets the cards down in front of you for you to cut you, grab up the deck and start a trick.

Let's see...... It's 3:30 am

Does that qualify?

While practicing your invisible pass you suddenly realize that you are now three week late in returning to work from vacation.

You can't get your car in the garage because if too many magazines stacked up.

Your practice deck disintegrates when you do a faro...

When you name your Children, Mark, Nani, Harry, and Gay.

You're supposed to be leaving for a show ten minutes ago, and you're writing this.

Which show you going to? .. ...