The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You Know You're Spending Too Much Time with Magic When... (6 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..44..85..126..167..207~208~209~210~211..221~222~223 [Next]
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
20496 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
Even your grass seed is out of date.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

AmazedWiz@Yahoo.com
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
You don't need to look at the member list to recite all the screen names on the Café.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
20496 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
When choosing a piece of candy from a box of chocolates you use the HotRod Force.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

AmazedWiz@Yahoo.com
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
All your zombie balls look like they came out of a tiolet tank.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17041 Posts

Profile of joseph
You can float from the living room to the fridge. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
You fall asleep in your sub trunk.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
View Profile
V.I.P.
Southern California
9493 Posts

Profile of jay leslie
You, a man, put on the broom harness so you can tell your assistants "If I can do it... you can do it"
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
When your neighbor who is a police officer knocks on your door and asks you to pick is door lock because he locked himself out.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17041 Posts

Profile of joseph
You put all your credit cards in stay stack order. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
View Profile
V.I.P.
Southern California
9493 Posts

Profile of jay leslie
Whenever you do color changing silks .......

You're all thumbs.
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
When a magician approaches your table and asks if you'd like to see some magic and your wife answers him by telling him how Mark Wilson and Nani Darnell's sub trunk is sitting in your living room.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17041 Posts

Profile of joseph
You hand out Rebo the clown napkins at birthday parties. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
The blackjack dealer sets the cards down in front of you for you to cut you, grab up the deck and start a trick.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
View Profile
V.I.P.
Southern California
9493 Posts

Profile of jay leslie
Let's see...... It's 3:30 am

Does that qualify?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
While practicing your invisible pass you suddenly realize that you are now three week late in returning to work from vacation.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
View Profile
V.I.P.
Southern California
9493 Posts

Profile of jay leslie
You can't get your car in the garage because if too many magazines stacked up.
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17041 Posts

Profile of joseph
Your practice deck disintegrates when you do a faro...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
When you name your Children, Mark, Nani, Harry, and Gay.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
View Profile
V.I.P.
Southern California
9493 Posts

Profile of jay leslie
You're supposed to be leaving for a show ten minutes ago, and you're writing this.
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
17041 Posts

Profile of joseph
Which show you going to? .. Smile ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You Know You're Spending Too Much Time with Magic When... (6 Likes)
 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..44..85..126..167..207~208~209~210~211..221~222~223 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2020 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.14 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL