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I'm going to watch the dry cleaner push the forward button and the clothes run around the track.
It's easier then horse racing because you know what order they come in.
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It's Halloween and you're going to a perty dressed as a......... magician - (Big Surprise)
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When kids say trick or treat, you show them a trick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Your wife names the local magic shop as corespondent in your divorce case.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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After church, you do a quick change
into your scivvies...
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Father Photius
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You can't pick up silverware without trying to make it bend.
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All your coasters are jumbo cards...
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When you are counting something, and you go "one, two, three four five six seven eight nine ten jack queen king" As I just did. :/
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Your fixing your roof and wonder if the roof tar could be used for
Marking the edges of cards
Sound insulation inside your snake basket
Making fake rocks
Adhesive for wood and carpet
And something to put on your competition along with some feathers.
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Tar tar tardy tar tar.. Smile ..

You only use certain cards on your bicycle spokes...
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The only CDs you ever buy are royalty free.
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Your show begins at 7PM and ends at 3 AM
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jay leslie
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You keep reading the topic between Howie and Tony and are sucked in.
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You have 3 decks of cards and 8 half
dollars in the restroom...
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Everytime you get off the toilet you say, "and now for my next trick..."
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And that's how the lota bowl was invented
Makes perfect sense to me
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Your cat carrier is a snake basket...
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Your Sword Basket is also your clothes Hamper and you use your MAK suspension as an ironing board

(guilty, on both, as charged)
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You can't sleep unless it is face down on a table with a bunch of cards spread on the table.
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Every year, at this time, you buy tons of ornaments with the hope of making them into zombie balls.
(And you have 300 already)
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