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All your polo shirts have a little card suit logo...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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You have written and rewritten a set of instructions 19 times because everyone you show them to changes everything around.
Father Photius
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Dawn breaks and you are still working on that coin move.
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You microwave your hat years just to make sure they break open easy.
Father Photius
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Every night when your wife comes to bed you say, "Ladies and Gentleman my lovely assistant."
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You know hot to hang a load 16 different ways and no diapers are involved.
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At your child's birth, you step in front of the doctor and announce, "and now for my greatest production..."
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Before you even get out of bed you check for PMs
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When you hear a small child call it's grandmother "nana" and you immediately shout, "No, it's Nani!"
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You are constantly going in stores just to look at chairs, chairs and only chairs.
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Every woman you look at, you subconsciously evaluate if she is light enough for your suspension illusion.
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joseph
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Your kids won't play old maid with you...
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You can't buy a suit unless you are convinced there is room for your loads.
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Quote:
On Dec 13, 2015, Father Photius wrote:
You can't buy a suit unless you are convinced there is room for your loads.



You take a briefcase of stuff to the suit shop and you ask for a suit that's 3 sizes too big.
The salesman gives you an odd look.
Then you load the jacket - it fits perfectly - and you ask that just the pants be taken in.

I must have 30 suits with a 32 waist and a 46 jacket. The problem is when you go somewhere that you're NOT working, then the coat hangs off you like a tarp on a sailboat.
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When your doorbell rings the Magic Land of Allakazam theme plays.
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jay leslie
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Or a little train comes rolling through!
Father Photius
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You name your first born son "Rebo"
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jay leslie
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You write these quips down and use them because ............. That's it, BeCauSe
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You find yourself doing emsley counts with your money at the bank.
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You practice using you Bang Gun outside the White House.
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