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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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When you can sing all the words to the Magic Land of Alakazam theme.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You memorize the Magic Castle bylaws,
and have never been there...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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There is no room in your drawers for socks and underwear because they are full of magic apparatus.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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On Christmas, your stocking, and all
the kids stockings, are full of packet tricks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You keep waiting for Dynamike to post
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When people wish you 'Merry Christmas" and you answer "allakazam"
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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It's 4am and you're using this form as a wake up call Joseph wanted.
WAKE UP!!!
Jay Leslie
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ATL New user 53 Posts
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You can't listen music without counting number of cresendo's, drops etc and how long you would have between them to prepare for new color change.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You can't play cards with friends and family without insisting that someone sign one of them.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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The flag pole outside your house is an Abbotts
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When someone says he had to force his door open you reply "magician's or classic?"
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ATL New user 53 Posts
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When song used in a routine is stuck on replay in your head.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You have 10 mouth coils ready for New Year's Eve...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your doctor that your heart beat sounds good and you reply "what about my diamonds and my clubs?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Someone mentions a problem with their card sword and you butt in "Taylor, Massey, Owens, Leslie, Abbotts, German, Spanish, or what?... Be specific, man".
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your wife names Penguin Magic as co-respondent in your divorce trial.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You can do 11 tricks with dentan floss...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You spend the night with an incredibly beautiful woman and all you do is show her card tricks.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You dust your illusions every night...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You've performed linking paperclips for the folks in your office at least 10,000 times.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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