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Father Photius
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When you can sing all the words to the Magic Land of Alakazam theme.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You memorize the Magic Castle bylaws,
and have never been there...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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There is no room in your drawers for socks and underwear because they are full of magic apparatus.
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joseph
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On Christmas, your stocking, and all
the kids stockings, are full
of packet tricks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You keep waiting for Dynamike to post
Father Photius
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When people wish you 'Merry Christmas" and you answer "allakazam"
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jay leslie
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It's 4am and you're using this form as a wake up call Joseph wanted.
WAKE UP!!!
ATL
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You can't listen music without counting number of cresendo's, drops etc and how long you would have between them to prepare for new color change.
Father Photius
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You can't play cards with friends and family without insisting that someone sign one of them.
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jay leslie
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The flag pole outside your house is an Abbotts
Father Photius
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When someone says he had to force his door open you reply "magician's or classic?"
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ATL
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When song used in a routine is stuck on replay in your head.
joseph
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You have 10 mouth coils ready for New Year's Eve...
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Father Photius
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Your doctor that your heart beat sounds good and you reply "what about my diamonds and my clubs?"
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Someone mentions a problem with their card sword and you butt in "Taylor, Massey, Owens, Leslie, Abbotts, German, Spanish, or what?... Be specific, man".
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Your wife names Penguin Magic as co-respondent in your divorce trial.
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You can do 11 tricks with dentan floss...
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You spend the night with an incredibly beautiful woman and all you do is show her card tricks.
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You dust your illusions every night...
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You've performed linking paperclips for the folks in your office at least 10,000 times.
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