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blamobox
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You have an in-growing nail on your thumb-tip....
Time Ticks Away Like a Peanut............
blamobox
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When you're rabbit wants a divorce..
Time Ticks Away Like a Peanut............
Father Photius
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You have an "applause" sign embroidered inside of your coat lining.
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The automatic response to your "Hey hunny?..." is "NO MORE TRICKS PLEASE!!!"
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Quote:
On Jan 13, 2016, blamobox wrote:
When you're rabbit wants a divorce..


How about my dove? He's only looks at me sideways.
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Looks like a dovorce is unpreventable, Jay.

When you can't name a single TV show on the air this season, but can name every card move in card college.
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You try to teach your dove to say a magic word...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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You actually do a search for Dynamike posts.
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You have a box full of half shells and another full of CS and you try to make a S&S for three hours.

(Or when you can - read the above - and understand it)
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You try to invent a card trick.
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.⬆️ When you ⬆️ have 5 HTMLs in your signature ⬆️ but only one joke above it.🔼
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You show up for magic show, missing your wedding.
Father Photius
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The minister at your wedding is Max Mavin.
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jay leslie
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So basically,
You're doing too much magic when "dodging a bullet" could either be a stage trick or a marriage proposal.

Both are dangerous.
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You try bullet catching without any teeth.
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Could be said about dating, too.
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Everything you touch 'smokes'...
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Trying to catch up with Dynamike's post.
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You are brought before a judge and the first words out of your mouth are "Would you like to see a magic trick?"
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You perform at the White House for free.
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