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Father Photius
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When you get a horn for your car that honks the Magic Land of Allakazam theme.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You fill up your gas tank, load your equipment and program your GPS for a show in two weeks.
Father Photius
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You have a garage full of ropes, chains, and locks, but they are only used for escapes.
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jay leslie
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99 percent of your phone book consists of, you guessed it, matriculators.
joseph
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You need a 10 terabyte drive to back up
all your magic videos...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You're starting to post every other comment.
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You rather perform instead of watching the Super Bowl.
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You wear-out your wrist practicing a move, 18 thousand times, and now you can't actually perform it.
Father Photius
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Anything card sized that you pick up you subconsciously begin to back and front palm it.
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jay leslie
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You see a fire truck and imagine all the tricks you can do with it

Cut and restored hose
Chain escape from a ladder

Your next...
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You try doing sponge tricks with a bowling ball.
Father Photius
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You look at the sticker price of a car and think, " With that much I could buy a zig-zag, a super X, and an assistant's revenge."
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jay leslie
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Every mirror in your house is adjusted to see your hands.
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AT Sunday school, you sing psalms from
the Amatuer Magician's Handbook...
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Father Photius
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When you can't resist the temptation to make your wife's valentine flowers disappear.
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You’ve read 144 pages of this stuff……. which is Gross

Except in the case of balloon animals which used to come 144 to a bag but now come 100 to a bag and they didn’t think we’d notice.
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On Feb 11, 2016, Father Photius wrote:
You look at the sticker price of a car and think, " With that much I could buy a zig-zag, a super X, and an assistant's revenge."


..and all of jay's tricks...
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When someone asks about a particular trick and you can quote Volume, year, and page number of the magic magazine it first appeared in.
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When you invented a trick (which took a year to work out) and someone (who bought it the week before) insists on showing you the correct way to do it.
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You always change your avatar on the Café like Jay does.
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