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Father Photius
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You spend all your time writing nasty letters threatening to sue magicians because they stole all your tricks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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You practice your tricks while the preacher is speaking in church.
jay leslie
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You are a preacher and you put wine in a Foo Can
Dynamike
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You practice magic tricks while you are asleep.
jay leslie
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You rent a storage locker for all the stuff you’re never going to use.
Dynamike
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You buy the $800 Miser Dream Bucket instead of the $10 one.
jay leslie
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You take sleeping pills at 7PM so you can wake up and post all night
Father Photius
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You spend more time in chains than someone on a chain gang.
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jay leslie
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At midnight you face east and play with your prayer stick.
joseph
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The only workout you get is doing
finger exercises...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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Old Mother Hubbert Might have a lot of kids but you could fill that shoe with props ten times over.
Father Photius
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You can only sleep when you are in a sub trunk
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jay leslie
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Quote:
On Feb 23, 2016, Father Photius wrote:
You can only sleep when you are in a sub trunk


We couldn’t find an assistant one day, at the amusement park, until someone pushed the Asrah table and Lo and Behold… she was napping inside.
jay leslie
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You put your sponge balls in the refrigerator to see if there misses mistakes them for tomatoes.
Father Photius
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When you eat the sponge balls your wife put on your sandwich not realizing they weren't tomatoes
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Threatening your doves with Shake & Bake if they don’t listen
joseph
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You try to hypnotize your friend
into paying the tab...
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jay leslie
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You try to levitate yourself out of bed in the morning
Father Photius
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You can't pick up a piece of rope without saying "I have one rope with one middle and two ends..."
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You try to make close up pads from old retreads you find on the highway.
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