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Father Photius
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You see your neighbor taking the rubber band off his news paper and you say, "hey wanna see something really neat?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You order pizza just to practice a trick on the delivery guy

(No tip, just the trick)
Father Photius
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You invent the remove the delivery guys spit from the pizza trick.
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joseph
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Your teeth are multi colored like
your mouth coils...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You get on an elevator and say, "Pick a number, any number."
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jay leslie
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On Mar 24, 2016, joseph wrote:
Your teeth are multi colored like
your mouth coils...


You pretend your Bridge is a magic trick just ax good as pulling the nose off a 4 year old.

Except the nose trick they grab their nose and the teeth trick they run out of the room.
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You are away from the Café for a long time.
jay leslie
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When Dynamike offers to hide you in his basement
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When you steal little kids easter eggs for your egg bag routine
Father Photius
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You have more gaffed coins than you have articles of clothing.
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You actually wear a rabbit costume
for your Easter show...
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Father Photius
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You know who Juan Tameriz is but you can't remember the name of our family doctor.
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You include your business card with
your tax return...
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Father Photius
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You hear a parent trying to teach their child manners and asks the child before giving him something the child wants "What's the magic word?" and you shout out "Kellogg's!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You had a tiger bite-off both arms and your still posting here, one letter at a time.
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(hmmm, how?) ..

You have a Nani Darnell lunch box...
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Father Photius
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On Apr 25, 2016, joseph wrote:
(hmmm, how?) ..

You have a Nani Darnell lunch box...


I've got 6 of them.

When your wife complains about finding sponge balls in the bed.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You can't help riffling your business cards when you pick them up
Father Photius
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Every time you take your folding money out of your wallet you have to cut it before you count it.
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There are 9 trick coins in your dryer drum...
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