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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
When you can quote Tarbell's by chapter and verse.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
You only dress in primary colors that match your show.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
When you consider your money for magic to be more sacred than your money for beer.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
Quote:
On Aug 4, 2016, Father Photius wrote: When you ain't got no beer money because it's all tied up in paddles.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts ![]() |
You notice 3 coins under your wristwatch...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
When you post for absolutely no reason
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
After three weeks you finally realize your wife left you and that you didn't make her just disappear at your last practice session.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
Your orthopedist tells to to stop jumping off those boxes
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
When the mail man hands you the mail and you start to shuffle it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
Your Magic Live photo shows you thumbing your nose at those who can’t attend.
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts ![]() |
You teach your dog to fetch your
deck of cards and your slippers...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
Your morning alarm goes off before you master that new card move.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
All your posts are after dark
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
When your wife, when making a honey do request, starts with "When you get through messing with that trick..."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
You do the 1 to 100 for the bank teller then get locked in the vestibule.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
The first thing you do when going on an out of town trip is look to see if there are any magic shops at your destination.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
You paint the telephone pole, outside your house, to look like a wand.
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts ![]() |
You won't go to sleep unless your wife reads you the
next chapter of the Houdini biography...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
How does it end?
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts ![]() |
The answer is in the appendix...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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