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When you "cast a shadow" over everything at the dinner table...
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When you say "I'm looped" and aren't talking about your state of sobriety.
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When you keep posting blithering nonsense in the hopes that a new generation will take up the fight.
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When you realize that jay leslie is the real Yoda of the Magic internets!
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When you save 30 year old magic catalogs to look through now and then...
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On 2009-06-20 12:42, jay leslie wrote:
When you keep posting blithering nonsense in the hopes that a new generation will take up the fight.


When you agree with the above statement because the new generation are seen to be slowly popping up now.
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When you think you know what kind of nonsense blithers.
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When you start tracking who the new generations that just joined the Café and where and what they are posting.
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When you can actually see a new generation on this thread.
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When the old timers are celebrating the birth of a new generation in this thread.
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(Who you calling old, James?)

When you find a bottle of aspirin that expired in 1962 in one of your magic cases.
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When your dove suffers an untimely demise, as you produce it, and you manually flap it's wings because you honestly believe the audience won't know the difference. And you walk it off stage where your wife is heard to say, over the wireless microphone: "No Lou, they'll never know it's dead... now get out there and finish the show."
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When you take sick days from work to rehearse for your next gig...
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When you buy a car because the trunk holds road cases.
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On 2009-06-19 15:25, jay leslie wrote:
I learned in a psychology class that if you make the same face someone else is making (this is subjectively cultural) that you can experience the same emotion they are feeling.


When you decide to check the validity of the above statement with your psychologist doctor sister and she emails;

"The answer is, it depends. Read about microexpressions to understand more about emotional complexity.
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(This psychologist also agrees with your sister.)

When you go get a suitcase to pack for a trip to your 40th High School reunion and find it has a bunch of magic you bought at the last WMS still in it.
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When you ask the name of a particular trick, not realizing you have it already in a book...
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On 2009-06-19 15:25, jay leslie wrote:

When you decide to check the validity of the above statement with your psychologist doctor sister and she emails;

"The answer is, it depends. Read about micro-expressions to understand more about emotional complexity.


To be perfectly honest, there are people who can lie very well. Some cultures are trained to smile, in public, even if something disgusts them. However, there are some who are born great liars. My brother is the best liar on the planet. Whatever he says, don't you believe it. Don't try to figure out what he's thinking by his stance or expressions either, won't work. Matter of fact I come from a whole family of liars. It's a trait that's passed down from generation to generation and the best part is, I don't even have a brother.
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(That's a good one, Jay, especially on the brother part)

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When you don't know when to stop posting.
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