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JamesTong
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When you just cannot have enough of the Magic Café forum.
jay leslie
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When my brother insists that I'm doing these tricks for real.
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When you practice the pass while watching the Nascar race...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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Your driving in the Nascar race - - -while practicing sleights.
Father Photius
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On 2009-06-21 18:04, jay leslie wrote:
Your driving in the Nascar race - - -while practicing sleights.


(Now that's what I call a dedicated magician!).

When you have to explain 50 times a year how with the last name of Bouton you can be related to Blackstone.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When your collection of magicians business cards exceeds one thousand and dates back almost 50 years.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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When 300 people at am amway convention take your card and they all call you the next day pretending to be interested in a show.
JamesTong
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When you like teasing all your friends at the Café everyday.
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When you know the difference between a feint, a fake, a feke, a gimmick, a gaff, a gaffus, and an accessory...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When after 50 years in magic, James can still sucker you in.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you have just re-invented the 'suckered in' trick for your friends who enjoyed it very much.
jay leslie
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Ok... I give.... What is it?
MagicBus
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When you are thinking about having a tatoo of your rabbit "Hairy Blackstone" being placed someplace. When you are thinking of naming your other rabbit "Potter" so he can be "Hairy Potter." When you go by a pet store, you can't resist stopping by to see if they have a new rabbit toy. That your favorite video on youtube is the one of the rabbit playing checkers. That you would never in a million years have a rabbit as a pet but for that you are a magician. That your rabbit hutch has a picture of a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat on it. That your dog is also named after a magician even though he is not in your act.
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When you think that "Hairy Blackstone" is a good name for a rabbit; almost as good as the name of your rabbit, "Mr. Pellets."
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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Or "Hare E. Houdini."
JamesTong
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When all your wabbits are named after some famous magicians of the past.
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When you take off your roller blades and feel like you are levitating without support...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When you think that Basil the Baffeling Bunny is preferable to Hairy Blackstone for a rabbit name. (I actually named mine Harvey, jr. and Thumper, go figure.)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagicBus
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That you laugh, and the kids never do, but you say it anyway: "My rabbit is very clean. He does not want to be Dirty Harry."... That you know how much Forbes reported how much income David Copperfield made... That you took a bunch of the door knob "Do Not Disturb" signs from the maid's cart at the Canadian hotel/casino overlooking the falls at Niagara Falls because they feature the Queen of Hearts with a blindfold on. Not to mention the room keys which are plastic Kings and Queens... That you already are getting anxious for Magic Week in Colon even though it is more than a month away... That you understand and comprehend every word written in a book review by Jamy Ian Swiss.
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When you visit the magic museum in Marshall, Mi. every summer...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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