Excuse me, but lets stay on topic
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Which topic?

That you've already set your DVR to record the Lance Burton specials on WGN.

When you own 6 different types of flipper coins.

When you do spell bound with every small object.
Whenever something drops or moves, you will pretend you made it happen.
You will play flip stick move even with an egg.

You mastered nickels to dimes and think you are ready to win at FISM...

When your online Magic friends many of whom you've never met mean as much to you as many of your (whats the opposite of Cyber?) friends.

Happy Independence Day wherever you are!

-=tabman

(That;s a good one, Joseph)

When you have a secret dream of starting a magic museum to showcase every version of all the tricks you have bought.

When your house already IS a magic museum.

Ohh, then I have a magic museum too, Fr. Photius.

When you walk into any room and someone screams "Don't ask him to do any magic!"

When you prefer to spend time watching Dai Vernon's cups and balls routine DVD repeatedly than watching the new Transformer movie.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 3:36pm
When you start enjoying the masked moron's performances than real world movies.

When you walk into any airport and somebody screams "There is Fr. Photius, the Great Magician!" (And I really need to stop screaming that.)

When you know that Max Maven is going to be on a cooking show on Bravo TV next Wednesday night at 9pm EST (July 8).

(Yes I predicted that several weeks ago)

When you know why Max prefers to be called Max and not Phil.

When you decide to step on Fr. Photius previous prediction about Max Maven and risk Photius ridicule just to remind everyone about the TV program again yet not really caring much one way or another about the glory only to keep the word out.

When all your coffee cups are chop cups...Hey, where's the handle on this cup?...

When you see someone do gene andersons newspaper tear and you mouth along with their patter.

I like it and may I add, when you have your morning coffee from one of Howie's prototype Uncuppleds.

When you palm a half (each hand) while typing.

Re cooking show: I will relish - Max (Might even kathup on a few things).... oh oh, my career is at steak.

(Max sitting back - thinking "Is this what it's come to?"

When you stand in the middle of the street and do the Patriotic Flag Blendo using silks from Dovelite for all the passing motorists on the Fourth of July every year.