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Dynamike
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When you can no longer pay your water bill, so you must shower with your Lota Bowl.
Father Photius
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When you need to plug airflow from a sliding window and decide a bunch of old spongeballs you have been keeping for some unknown reason will fit the job nicely.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you have a foreclosure sign in front of your house.
MagicBus
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That you walk into a store called "Illusions" in a town in hopes that it has something to do with magic only to find out it is a hair cutting place...
Dynamike
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When every time you first meet a female, you want to show her your magic wand.
Father Photius
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When you constantly have to reinforce bookcases to keep your magic books from breaking the shelves.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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You make your wife disappear.
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You go to the library and read David Copperfield 3 times before you realize it's a different guy...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When you ride your card (bicycle), and use sharpie to cut carrot [not funny at all] hoho
Dynamike
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When your jaw becomes cramped from saying abracadabra.
jay leslie
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When you post eight to one.
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When you keep coming back to post at these 3 threads (gag tag, why is it that?? and You know you're spending too much time w/ magic when) everyday.
Dynamike
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When your post makes you late for a show.
jay leslie
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When you take photos with other magicians so you can have two people in your avatar.
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When you spend a month designing your business card...
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Dynamike
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When you get arrested every week from doing the 3 card monte.
Father Photius
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When you never win at three card monte.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When your name is Monte and everybody calls you Three Card Monte.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Dynamike
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When a student starts off a magic class teaching the teacher.
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When you call the magic store every week asking "What's New?...
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