|
|
|
|||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..10..17..24..31..34~35~36~37~38..75..111..147..183..219..221~222~223 [Next] | ||||||||||
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
|
When you can no longer pay your water bill, so you must shower with your Lota Bowl.
|
|||||||||
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
When you need to plug airflow from a sliding window and decide a bunch of old spongeballs you have been keeping for some unknown reason will fit the job nicely.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
When you have a foreclosure sign in front of your house.
|
|||||||||
MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
|
That you walk into a store called "Illusions" in a town in hopes that it has something to do with magic only to find out it is a hair cutting place...
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
When every time you first meet a female, you want to show her your magic wand.
|
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
When you constantly have to reinforce bookcases to keep your magic books from breaking the shelves.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
You make your wife disappear.
|
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
|
You go to the library and read David Copperfield 3 times before you realize it's a different guy...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
rizyanrizy New user 58 Posts
|
When you ride your card (bicycle), and use sharpie to cut carrot [not funny at all] hoho
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
When your jaw becomes cramped from saying abracadabra.
|
|||||||||
jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
|
When you post eight to one.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
When you keep coming back to post at these 3 threads (gag tag, why is it that?? and You know you're spending too much time w/ magic when) everyday.
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
When your post makes you late for a show.
|
|||||||||
|
jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
|
When you take photos with other magicians so you can have two people in your avatar.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
|
When you spend a month designing your business card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
When you get arrested every week from doing the 3 card monte.
|
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
When you never win at three card monte.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
|
When your name is Monte and everybody calls you Three Card Monte.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
When a student starts off a magic class teaching the teacher.
|
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
|
When you call the magic store every week asking "What's New?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You Know You're Spending Too Much Time with Magic When... (6 Likes) | ||||||||||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..10..17..24..31..34~35~36~37~38..75..111..147..183..219..221~222~223 [Next] | ||||||||||
Posted: Jul 7, 2009 10:46 pm 
| [ Top of Page ] |
|
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2023 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.04 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
|
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < 
|