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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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When a grammar host edits your post behind your back putting the opposite of what you posted.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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When you test all your IT types, to see which is strongest...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you change what others have posted unfairly.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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When you only ask for crisp new dollars at the bank...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When your banjo has a trapdoor.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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When you're @ a diner, and you hear the waiter/waitress yell to the cook:
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When Sixten yells "Club Sandwich" and you realize that's a great name for a card trick.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When I want to carve a caveman club and put it between two slices of bread.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you wonder if there were any Caveman Magicians.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you're old enough to have known a caveman magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you've marked special Guest of Honor: Jay Leslie ( 21st thru 27th ) on the calendar so you won't miss it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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I have to agree..... you sir, are doing way too much magic.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-07-15 14:07, Father Photius wrote: They had magic clubs back then... When you don't feel funny anymore about tearing up a playing card...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you have overcome your aversion to tearing up a dollar as part of a trick, since most tricks you do cost you more than a dollar.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you made Tommy Wonder his own Tommy Wonder Ring Box.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you rip up $100 bills, but can not restore them.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you make so much as a magician you don't mind Dynamike ripping up your $100 bills and not restoring them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ray raymond Veteran user 329 Posts
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When you follow around dynamike, with scotch tape.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you get a stick of Dynamite confused with the magician named Dynamike and light the wrong one.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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When there is a card stuck behind every window of your house...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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