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Dynamike
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When a grammar host edits your post behind your back putting the opposite of what you posted.
joseph
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When you test all your IT types, to see which is strongest...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When you change what others have posted unfairly.
joseph
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When you only ask for crisp new dollars at the bank...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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When your banjo has a trapdoor.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Sixten
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When you're @ a diner, and you hear the waiter/waitress yell to the cook:
"Club Sandwich!" And you say: "Excuse me. Do you have a moment?"
tabman
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When Sixten yells "Club Sandwich" and you realize that's a great name for a card trick.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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When I want to carve a caveman club and put it between two slices of bread.
tabman
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When you wonder if there were any Caveman Magicians.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Father Photius
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When you're old enough to have known a caveman magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you've marked special Guest of Honor: Jay Leslie ( 21st thru 27th ) on the calendar so you won't miss it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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I have to agree..... you sir, are doing way too much magic.
joseph
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On 2009-07-15 14:07, Father Photius wrote:
When you're old enough to have known a caveman magician.

They had magic clubs back then...

When you don't feel funny anymore about tearing up a playing card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When you have overcome your aversion to tearing up a dollar as part of a trick, since most tricks you do cost you more than a dollar.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you made Tommy Wonder his own Tommy Wonder Ring Box.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When you rip up $100 bills, but can not restore them.
Father Photius
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When you make so much as a magician you don't mind Dynamike ripping up your $100 bills and not restoring them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
ray raymond
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When you follow around dynamike, with scotch tape.
tabman
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When you get a stick of Dynamite confused with the magician named Dynamike and light the wrong one.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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When there is a card stuck behind every window of your house...
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