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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24098 Posts 
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When you must go to magic anonymous meetings.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17041 Posts
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You change your last name to Blackstone...
Posted: Jul 17, 2009 6:43am Or Henning....or....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9493 Posts
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Joseph
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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On 2009-07-16 23:20, Father Photius wrote: Gosh, they have not heard of James Tong??? |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When they think everyone should have heard of James Tong!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2875 Posts
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As the man working at the salad bar proudly said, "with these tongs I move the salad around." Then he said he had to go to the restroom, "and with these tongs..."
I know who James Tong is and I'm not spending too much time with magic... Party On Garth! Magish on James! James' World! James' World! |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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On 2009-07-17 14:41, JamesTong wrote: (Everybody has heard of James Tong. Nobody would ask that question, that is like asking someone if they heard of Houdini) When you spend all day looking for your vip passes to the Magic Castle to give to a friend, and can't find them anywhere, then sit down at your computer to read the magic Café and find them sitting right by the computer where you had put them the day before so you wouldn't forget where you put them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24098 Posts
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When you walk in a magic shop to buy one item, but walk out with dozens.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17041 Posts
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When you talk to your doves, and think they know what you are saying...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you walk into a Magic Shop and never leave.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9493 Posts
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Are you writing a book on me?
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17041 Posts
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After you shower, you sprinkle fanning powder instead of baby powder...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9493 Posts
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When you expose the "mystery ingredient" in Fanning Powder.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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When all your wife's cooking utensils have been converted to different versions of the dove pan.
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4378 Posts
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When, during dinner, your wife asks: "Does anyone know why my Teddy Bear refrigerator
note holder is attached with scotch tape?" |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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When your wife questions you on why there are all kinds of magnets and funny looking bags stuck at the bottom of the dining table.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2875 Posts
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When you know magicians were using zinc way before Zicam and Cold Ease... I actually sold "magicians fanning powder" by the box full and advertised it in The Linking Ring in the mid-seventies... using "sterates" way before baseball players too... When you remember when Abbott's Super Z was the state of the art levitation... when you were at Wal-Mart last night buying wooden spoons at four for $1.50 and a large wind chime set from Walgreen's to make up Keith Field's wonderful human Xylophone effect... That you were trying to think of a trick using dust bunnies...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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When you are trying to create an improved version of the woofle dust.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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When you have grown tired of eating dove and rabbit.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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When you are trying to make friends with magicians from every country in the world?
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