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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you must go to magic anonymous meetings.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17508 Posts ![]() |
You change your last name to Blackstone...
Posted: Jul 17, 2009 6:43am Or Henning....or....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
Joseph
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-07-16 23:20, Father Photius wrote: Gosh, they have not heard of James Tong??? |
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
When they think everyone should have heard of James Tong!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts ![]() |
As the man working at the salad bar proudly said, "with these tongs I move the salad around." Then he said he had to go to the restroom, "and with these tongs..."
I know who James Tong is and I'm not spending too much time with magic... Party On Garth! Magish on James! James' World! James' World! |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-07-17 14:41, JamesTong wrote: (Everybody has heard of James Tong. Nobody would ask that question, that is like asking someone if they heard of Houdini) When you spend all day looking for your vip passes to the Magic Castle to give to a friend, and can't find them anywhere, then sit down at your computer to read the magic Café and find them sitting right by the computer where you had put them the day before so you wouldn't forget where you put them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you walk in a magic shop to buy one item, but walk out with dozens.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17508 Posts ![]() |
When you talk to your doves, and think they know what you are saying...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
When you walk into a Magic Shop and never leave.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
Are you writing a book on me?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17508 Posts ![]() |
After you shower, you sprinkle fanning powder instead of baby powder...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
When you expose the "mystery ingredient" in Fanning Powder.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When all your wife's cooking utensils have been converted to different versions of the dove pan.
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Sixten![]() Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts ![]() |
When, during dinner, your wife asks: "Does anyone know why my Teddy Bear refrigerator
note holder is attached with scotch tape?" |
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When your wife questions you on why there are all kinds of magnets and funny looking bags stuck at the bottom of the dining table.
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts ![]() |
When you know magicians were using zinc way before Zicam and Cold Ease... I actually sold "magicians fanning powder" by the box full and advertised it in The Linking Ring in the mid-seventies... using "sterates" way before baseball players too... When you remember when Abbott's Super Z was the state of the art levitation... when you were at Wal-Mart last night buying wooden spoons at four for $1.50 and a large wind chime set from Walgreen's to make up Keith Field's wonderful human Xylophone effect... That you were trying to think of a trick using dust bunnies...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you are trying to create an improved version of the woofle dust.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you have grown tired of eating dove and rabbit.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you are trying to make friends with magicians from every country in the world?
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