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Father Photius
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When you wish James Tong would stop by for a visit.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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On 2009-07-18 16:39, Father Photius wrote:
When you have grown tired of eating dove and rabbit.


As long as he serves Father Photius his favorite dishes.
joseph
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When you bake a cake in your hat to see if it really tastes ok...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When a health insurance company refuses to deal with you because of all your assistants you already put in the hospital.
tabman
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When you think that a mini-convention with the posters to this thread would be a fun idea!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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That is a great idea, Tabman.
Sixten
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When you hear about an upcoming: "L.L." convention, and make a hotel reservation. After arriving, you find out "L.L." stands for: "Leche League". And you still try to get in, to work the room.
tabman
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When you and James decide to name the convention You know you're spending too Much Time with Magic when you Go to this Convention Convention.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When you have nervous break downs when you hear the word "magic."
Father Photius
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On 2009-07-19 21:24, Dynamike wrote:
When you have nervous break downs when you hear the word "magic."

(That is the most profound statement made in this thread to date).

When dime to penny is no longer a trick but what you have left from your show fee after taxes.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you hear the word "magic", and you say "Slowly I turn. Inch by inch..."
Sixten
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When, while stopped @ a DWI checkpoint, you are given a 'balloon' test and you hand
the officer a French Poodle.
jay leslie
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Or your business card appears inside.

(They hand me a wallet size chart showing how much I can drink and I hand them a postcard showing them I do "Just say no shows".)... then tell them to call.
tabman
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When you realize that everyone you know is a Magician and there's nobody left to fool anymore.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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On 2009-07-19 15:29, tabman wrote:
When you and James decide to name the convention You know you're spending too Much Time with Magic when you Go to this Convention Convention.


When you are contemplating whether to set up a new website and call it YouKnowYouAreSpendingTooMuchTimeWithMagic.com so you can get some buddies to hang out there.
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When your kid (20 months) out grows the baby crib and you design an illusion with it. Those are just he legs I have been needing!
tabman
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On 2009-07-20 14:27, RodHousley wrote:
When your kid (20 months) out grows the baby crib and you design an illusion with it. Those are just he legs I have been needing!


When you think this sounds like the start to a good sized Rabbit to Kid illusion.... or is that Kid to Rabbit?

-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When you sit down to send a quick email to Gay Blackstone and realize that you started it, "Dear Nani,".
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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When Father Photius, Jay Leslie, Dynamike, and tabman buy my plane ticket, and we fly to Malasia to meet James Tong...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When you quit listening to Dynamike's advice.
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