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tabman
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On 2009-07-20 15:44, joseph wrote:
When Father Photius, Jay Leslie, Dynamike, and tabman buy my plane ticket, and we fly to Malasia to meet James Tong...


When you wish you were a member of the wealthy elite so you could do the above trip with your internet friends.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When you realize it would be a whole lot cheaper to fly James Tong to Las Vegas and we all just meet him there. (Not to mention a lot more fun)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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So true!! But as long as Im dreaming Id rather dream about going to Malaysia. I've aleady been to Vegas.

-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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How about seeing if he can just levitate himself?
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On 2009-07-20 15:44, joseph wrote:
When Father Photius, Jay Leslie, Dynamike, and tabman buy my plane ticket, and we fly to Malasia to meet James Tong...


When, before leaving for Kuala Lumpur, you have to charter a cargo plane.
Father Photius
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When you look at your social security income forcasts and start to budget for magic conventions.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you're "looking for dove in alllllll the wrong places!!!" Smile

Ha.....don't get mad at me when you're singing it tomorrow either!!!
Dynamike
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When you levitate your wive into a tree when she is having a period.
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You wear your chinese robe to dinner...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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On 2009-07-21 00:57, Zaprig1 wrote:
When you're "looking for dove in alllllll the wrong places!!!" Smile


When the above "when" is posted and you played in the band that had the real song on the radio in 1980.

This is just too spooky. Im outa here.

-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When a female buys blue sponge balls, and next week, they are red.
MagicBus
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When you purchase every music copy of "Magic Bus" that you can find for obvious reasons...
Dynamike
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Why practice "Torn & Restored Newspaper" in the shower.

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On 2009-07-21 13:24, Dynamike wrote:
Why practice "Torn & Restored Newspaper" in the shower.

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When you practice "Torn & Restored Newspaper" in the shower.
JamesTong
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On 2009-07-20 18:42, Sixten wrote:
Quote:
On 2009-07-20 15:44, joseph wrote:
When Father Photius, Jay Leslie, Dynamike, and tabman buy my plane ticket, and we fly to Malasia to meet James Tong...


When, before leaving for Kuala Lumpur, you have to charter a cargo plane.


When you are thrilled to see your friends popping over to Malaysia.
Dynamike
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When you use 50 elephants in your act.
JamesTong
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On 2009-07-21 17:13, Dynamike wrote:
When you use 50 elephants in your act.


... and get stampeded even before your performance starts.
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My bad. I meant to put 40.
JamesTong
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Wih 40 elephants you still get stampeded and will never survive it Smile
Father Photius
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When you realize that this thread has reduced James and Dynamike to doing Elephant jokes.
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JamesTong
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When you realized that there is not enough time to do everything related to magic.
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