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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts 
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When you go to your show early so you have extra time to replace the rope in your Break Away Wand and move all the chairs into a semi-circle and do a 4 corner sound-check on your wireless microphone but forget to use a new bag on your Neilsen's Bottle and end up causing the show to start three minuets late while you run to the car to get a new bag but you left your wireless microphone on, and everyone could hear you muttering to yourself, what an idiot you are for not having a new bag as you run breathlessly and try to get back before the warm-up music is over..... only to find that NONE of the people you asked to "keep out of the isle" listened to you and now you have to step over people so you can start the show.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When what happened to Jay happens to you three times a day.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you become a better magician than Dynamike.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you have saved enough magic catalogs to haul to a recycler and get enough money for a good stage illusion.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you eat "Trix" cereal for dinner.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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When you keep posting to see your name mentioned.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you keep posting just to be the guest of honor.
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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When you spend 12 hours a day on the Café.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-07-22 15:47, jay leslie wrote: Did you just mentioned my name, Jay? 
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you practice in your sleep.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you sleep during Dynamike's practice.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you think size matters and you start performing with big and hugh items.
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MagicB1S Inner circle Knoxville Tenn. 1039 Posts
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On 2009-07-22 16:24, Maloney wrote: And the other 12 wishing you were on the Café
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"
"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong" www.Themagicchest.webs.com bobswislosky@yahoo.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-07-22 17:12, MagicB1S wrote: And the extra one day every four years spent talking with Café friends on the phone. |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When your only neck tie has the four aces on it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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When you saw a large wind chime set at Walgreen's and immediately purchased it on the belief to try to make up your own "Human Xylophone" effect that you saw at the Keith Field's lecture...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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When you add clubs, spades, and diamonds to your heart boxer shorts...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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When you can't resist going into any casino gift shop anywhere to look at all the card related trinkets: key chains, cups, ties, stick pins all with hearts, spades, or various hands of cards. Could any of this be used in a card trick somehow (you're thinking)?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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I have a winner!
When you can click your mouse the exact number of times it takes to get to the section you want.... Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â any section you want... and... every section you want... without effort!
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you are willing to fight someone for calling it a trick.
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