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Maloney
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When your willing to fight to the death when someone, out of nowhere, says they know how all magic is done and don't be sad if he figures out all of your tricks?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable"

www.jordanmaloney.com

Go check it out!
Dynamike
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When people from other countries become members on the Café.
jay leslie
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When you secretly load silver dollars inside dinner rolls just so you can break one open and find money.
(and hope everyone else will grab a roll and try for themselves)
JamesTong
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When you are seen dressed up with shirts, tie, jackets, etc have all kinds of card designs on them.
Father Photius
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When you decide to have your check for your fee hidden ala Kreskin and after 50 performances still haven't found one.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When after performing 500 free shows and you get a check for $100 for your 501st performance you think it is time to go big time in the magic show business.
MagicB1S
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You go to buy a wedding ring and you convince your bride to be that the pk ring is the one you like
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"

"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong"

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tabman
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When your bride slips a PK ring on YOUR finger!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You keep buying magic tricks, hoping the next one will be really done by magic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You make false compartments inside of other false compartments.
Father Photius
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When you don't own a coat that doesn't have a card clip.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagicB1S
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It takes ten seconds to get dressed and another ten minutes to put everything into the correct pocket
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"

"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong"

www.Themagicchest.webs.com
bobswislosky@yahoo.com
Father Photius
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When you can't find your keys in your pocket for all the magic props.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Maloney
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When you spend $100 a week in playing cards.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable"

www.jordanmaloney.com

Go check it out!
Dynamike
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When everything you pick up, you think it is a magic trick.
jay leslie
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When you wake up, in the middle of the night and think your in an old spooky museum only to realize that you fell asleep again at your warehouse.
Father Photius
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When you are about to throw away an old telephone and you suddenly start thinking "I wonder if I can turn this into some sort of mentalism trick.."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you insist in marrying a female magician.
JamesTong
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Quote:
On 2009-07-24 14:04, Dynamike wrote:
When you insist in marrying a female magician.


... and get divorced 6 months later Smile
jay leslie
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And your 7 kids are already working as roadies in your show.
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