When your willing to fight to the death when someone, out of nowhere, says they know how all magic is done and don't be sad if he figures out all of your tricks?

When people from other countries become members on the Café.

When you secretly load silver dollars inside dinner rolls just so you can break one open and find money.
(and hope everyone else will grab a roll and try for themselves)

When you are seen dressed up with shirts, tie, jackets, etc have all kinds of card designs on them.

When you decide to have your check for your fee hidden ala Kreskin and after 50 performances still haven't found one.

When after performing 500 free shows and you get a check for $100 for your 501st performance you think it is time to go big time in the magic show business.

You go to buy a wedding ring and you convince your bride to be that the pk ring is the one you like

When your bride slips a PK ring on YOUR finger!

You keep buying magic tricks, hoping the next one will be really done by magic...

You make false compartments inside of other false compartments.

When you don't own a coat that doesn't have a card clip.

It takes ten seconds to get dressed and another ten minutes to put everything into the correct pocket

When you can't find your keys in your pocket for all the magic props.

When you spend $100 a week in playing cards.

When everything you pick up, you think it is a magic trick.

When you wake up, in the middle of the night and think your in an old spooky museum only to realize that you fell asleep again at your warehouse.

When you are about to throw away an old telephone and you suddenly start thinking "I wonder if I can turn this into some sort of mentalism trick.."

When you insist in marrying a female magician.

... and get divorced 6 months later

And your 7 kids are already working as roadies in your show.