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When you have been in your strait jacket for 10 days continually.
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When you sleep hanging upside down in your straight jacket.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Dynamike
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When a magician does not know the difference from a straitjacket and a straight jacket.
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Or a gay jacket
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On 2009-07-25 13:11, Dynamike wrote:
When a magician does not know the difference from a straitjacket and a straight jacket.


;)

When you bow to a higher authority but still wonder, is it a "strait jacket" or "straitjacket?"
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Or is it the RJOM!
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When you spend more talking to your magic tricks than your wife.
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When you actually talk to your magic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you try copying Dynamike's ring routine.
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When you can actually copy it...
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When you start a new thread and hope it can go 200 pages.
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When you post "everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask" in the new thread.
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When you fall out of bed while dreaming about the straightjacket escape...
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When you spend an hour trying to totally reverse a coin routine to see if it will work well that way and finally give up because it doesn't.
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...when you choose the size eggs you want in the grocery store by palming one or two first.
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When you palm EVERYTHING in you put in your shopping cart while getting groceries.
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When you crack open a few eggs at checkout and pull out gold quarter eagles from each one and start a run on eggs.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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When you try walking on water at an ocean full of sharks.
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When you fan your credit cards, and tell the cashier, "Pick a card, any card."...
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When you tell someone you can perform black magic.
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