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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24064 Posts ![]() |
When you have been in your strait jacket for 10 days continually.
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
When you sleep hanging upside down in your straight jacket.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24064 Posts ![]() |
When a magician does not know the difference from a straitjacket and a straight jacket.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9489 Posts ![]() |
Or a gay jacket
Jay Leslie
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-07-25 13:11, Dynamike wrote: ;) When you bow to a higher authority but still wonder, is it a "strait jacket" or "straitjacket?"
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9489 Posts ![]() |
Or is it the RJOM!
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24064 Posts ![]() |
When you spend more talking to your magic tricks than your wife.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts ![]() |
When you actually talk to your magic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24064 Posts ![]() |
When you try copying Dynamike's ring routine.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 16968 Posts ![]() |
When you can actually copy it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts ![]() |
When you start a new thread and hope it can go 200 pages.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9489 Posts ![]() |
When you post "everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask" in the new thread.
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 16968 Posts ![]() |
When you fall out of bed while dreaming about the straightjacket escape...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts ![]() |
When you spend an hour trying to totally reverse a coin routine to see if it will work well that way and finally give up because it doesn't.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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stempleton![]() Inner circle 1332 Posts ![]() |
...when you choose the size eggs you want in the grocery store by palming one or two first.
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Maloney![]() Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts ![]() |
When you palm EVERYTHING in you put in your shopping cart while getting groceries.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
When you crack open a few eggs at checkout and pull out gold quarter eagles from each one and start a run on eggs.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24064 Posts ![]() |
When you try walking on water at an ocean full of sharks.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 16968 Posts ![]() |
When you fan your credit cards, and tell the cashier, "Pick a card, any card."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24064 Posts ![]() |
When you tell someone you can perform black magic.
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