When you buy suits 3 sizes bigger so you can load-up all your pockets.

When the only jacket you own is a straight jacket.

Or one with too much starch in it.

When you spend a million dollar in buying magic tricks.

When you regularly make sure that your props are squeeky clean with no finger prints on them.

When you can't floss your teeth without doing a Gypsy Thread routine.

When you are performing 24/7.

When you tell everyone that your schedule is always booked solid Saturday and Sunday but Ta Da... Here you are.

When you leave for a show forgetting to turn off your computer.

When you sit in the "library" you can't help doing torn and restored TP.

When you freak if someone touches your linking rings, saying "I don't want your finger prints on them?! They were $300?!".

When you need a "donut" to sit on, because of all your posting.

(Notice the verbiage is in the accusatory, as in... I do not need a donut, but you do. It's not aimed at anyone in particular... unless that's all you do is sit there and post all day...... which would make those with large numbers more prone to using a donut..... but then again..... if you were prone, you wouldn't need a donut).

When you have to think for a hour about what you want to place in this thread.

(Hey! Who swiped my dounut?)

When you feel the need for something bland and come to this thread.

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When your brain is filled with nothing but magic from A to Z.

When after reading this thread you start to dream up the vanishing doughnut trick.

When you accidentally convinced your to say to you each night, "You are not getting in this bed without your wand."

When you wake up because you feel "something" digging into your back, only to find it being you pen through dollar.

When you palm a coin all night just so you can say you did it.

When you take your 1 year old to a magic school.