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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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When you've been in magic so long that you start to think of how you can use your cane, false teeth, and hearing aid in your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you must take your tricks to a car wash to get the dust off of them.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you finally went around doing your house cleaning chores and end up with more junks back in the house.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you sleep in your sub trunk.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you practice magic 24/7.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you only have 8 feet by 8 feet free space in your house as your props have taken up space everywhere.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you keep your eyes off your sexy assistants by watching the props instead.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you're reading through this thread just before leaving to take your 87 year old Mom out for a few beers and a birthday celebration with the rest of the family.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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MagicB1S Inner circle Knoxville Tenn. 1039 Posts
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When you goto walmart to do some shopping and the people in line behind you ask if you can do a trick for there kids......
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"
"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong" www.Themagicchest.webs.com bobswislosky@yahoo.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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When you lay on the beach, still wearing your tux...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When after your bail is posted the police property dept returns to you the items you had on you when arrested: 4 sponge balls, one coin purse clasp (no bag), two hollow artifical thumbs, strange coinage (which the treasury dept tells us isn't illegal after all), two wads of dental floss, one torn paper napkin (wadded up), one untorn paper napkin (wadded up), one ace of spades, and two ticket stubs to Mac King show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When you take your Perfect Time for a battery replacement and make up some kind of a story about how you're inventing YIFI for your watch.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you use flash paper to light a cigarette.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-07-27 19:55, Dynamike wrote: I like this one so much I'd like to add: When you roll your own out of flash paper!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you change your phone number to 255-252-9266
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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When you carry silks around your neck to the store, forgetting they were there from a practice session.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you show up at Walmart in a straightjacket because you forgot to take it off after practicing.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you hold out your hand helping Photius enter a special club.
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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When you find sponge balls in your soup.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you wake up with your assistant in your wife's bed.
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