When you wake up and you're in bed with one of your tigers!

When you hold up a convienience store with swords from your sword suspension.

No, I never did that.

When you show up to do a program at a high school and there is a kid sitting in the office wearing a pair of handcuffs that he found, but has no key.

So you inquire "Why is that student in those handcuffs" And they answer "We're waiting for the locksmith to come over and remove them".

And you respond "I'll be back in a minute" and you remove the cuffs. And do they thank you Nooooo. It never crosses their mind. They are too busy berating the kid.
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Anything that can happen usually does.

When you are happy to see Jay having the VIP status below his avatar.

Yes, absolutely.

When you know that Mackinaw Island, where cars are not even allowed (only horses) has not only one, but two small magic shops now... That you know supposedly where the Tora Magic products are made... That you know of at least one person personally who is right now at FISM... That you have magic music on your cell phone ready to go if you are ever asked to do something "Imprompto" (so you can have background music for your Poker Matrix routine you always carry with you at all times)... That your cell phone ring tone has something to do with magic... That your wife has a complete set of red and black outfits so she will look "magical" sitting with you at Abbott's on their gym floor folding chairs... That you always too have at least one set of sponge balls with you at all times... That you read a complete article about Cooperfield Bay even though you'll never have the money to go anywhere near there... That you know Thayer's first name... That when someone says "Davenport" you do not think of a couch... These are all indications that you spend too much time with magic...

When you know that MagicBus is not only a Who song but also a real person who happens to be a Magician who knows a lot.

When you try to do a trick with your computer.

When you spend two hours trying to discover the secret to the vanishing sock in the dryer trick.

When you climb in the drier and have someone lock it.

When you try and be like David Copperfield.

When you keep repeating your older posts in these forums.

When you almost smash the TV when you see Criss Angel.

When you can't remember the name "Angel" but you can remember "Sarantakos".

Ahh, yes.

When someone says levitation and Criss in the same sentence you punch them square in the face.

(No, I'm a pacifist. Cross me and I will pacifist right across your mouth.)

When you suddenly realize the reason you are having trouble doing a trick is because you are using the props for another trick.

When you try and challenge Dynamike in a linking rings contest?

When you beat Dynamike in a linking rings contest.

When you'd even know what a Linking Rings contest is?

When you made up linking rings contest in the first place.