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When you water your feather flowers.
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When you follow pigons around hoping they loose a feather or two so you can make your own feather flowers!
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When you watch a black cow give white milk and eat green grass.
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When you get a call to come bail out Dynamike because he was using his topit to shopt lift.
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When you have been practicing for 50 years and not performed one show.
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(LOL, well I've practiced more than 50 years, but have done lots of shows, just not into the showbusiness grind anymore, but that would mean you had been too long in magic, Mike. I have to give you that point!)

When your performing rabbits are so spoiled they refuse to eat iceburg lettece and insist on radicho.
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When you've called every hatchery in the tri-state area and end up just asking "Got Doves?" by your 15th call...........
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And......when you're certain you own more coin wallets than you've ever owned (or will own) regular. Smile
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When you have a house of over 500 rabbits.
tabman
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When you believe that Dynamike has over 500 rabbits.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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When you walk out a house with bird poo all over you.
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And then discover you don't own a bird.

When you sleep with the zoo. Dang, is that my wife!
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When you have an average of over 30 post a day on the Café.
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When you stay up late hoping to post just one more after Dynamike has posted.
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(well why do you do it too?)

When you are still posting even though Magicoftomh, Kyle, Jocdoc, Stoneunhinged, Harris, Larry Bean and John Heggie quit posting in this forum.
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When your doorbell sounds like linking rings crashing together...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When you are playing the 3 card monte on an undercover police officer.
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On 2009-07-30 07:46, Dynamike wrote:
When you are playing the 3 card monte on an undercover police officer.


And you take his money!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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(use it to bail out of jail)

When you feel like a kid when you are performing.
tabman
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When you escape from jail and you aren't Jay Leslie.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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