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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts 
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On 2009-07-31 12:17, jay leslie wrote: When you think Jay Leslie would look cool wearing some of those big baggie low rider pants with huge pockets.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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As if he did not perform his jail escape correctly.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-07-31 13:10, Dynamike wrote: When you don't understand the above statement.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you do understand the above statement on my side of town.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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Thanks for explaining that to me.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Being in jail with no belt to hold up the inmates' pants is the motive that started the saggy pants dress style. I think Jay would look cute in them. His explanation line could be "As you can see my last attempt to escape out of a jail cell took longer than I expected. Ya kno' wha' I'm say'n?"
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-07-31 12:01, joseph wrote: When my wife decided to change her name to Nani Tong 
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-07-31 14:27, Dynamike wrote: That's good and funny too. I get it now. I haven't been in jail since the 60s and didn't know. When you get it by the second try.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I wonder what the time frame between the first attempt and the last attempt is.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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On 2009-07-31 14:03, tabman wrote: Since you understand it... could you explain it to the rest of the class?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-07-31 15:17, jay leslie wrote: That's a good one, Jay 
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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I've got to stop reading this stuff. It's giving me a complex.
Dynamike thinks I would look cute with saggy pants and tabman wants me to carry my big balls in my pants. What's next RPOM ?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When everybody's assistant is changing their first name to "Nani".
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-07-31 15:33, jay leslie wrote: When we do it only because we know you can take it!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you wonder if you could teach a flea to do real magic tricks on small scale so you could have a flea magic show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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When you look at a cheese grader and think of all the possibilities.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Shredded and restored cheese.
Planting cabbage and razor blades and raising a crop of cole slaw.
Jay Leslie
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Eating that cole slaw.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you look at the last two posts and shudder at the possibilites.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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When you wait here for someone to post.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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