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joseph
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You put your dirty laundry into a snake basket...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When the M, A, G, I, and C letters of your keyboard are worn out.
MagicBus
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Love that one. When your "Escape" key on your computer has a picture of Houdini...
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On 2009-08-03 21:11, joseph wrote:
You put your dirty laundry into a snake basket...


My sword basket is my hamper and I tell the new assistants that it smells funny because it's been sitting for a while. I hand the wise assistants a bottle of 409 but the really smart ones come with their own.
Father Photius
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When you look at that poster picture that Jay made and start to think, "now didn't I use to do that illusion?_
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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When you photoshop Dynamike avatars...
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jay leslie
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You use your duck bucket on the farm by showing all the fat chickens a full bucket of seed but not giving it to them... (Puts them on a diet and saves you money).
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On 2009-08-04 00:15, Father Photius wrote:
When you look at that poster picture that Jay made and start to think, "now didn't I use to do that illusion?_


Which illusion, Fr. Photius? Smile
Father Photius
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When its been so long since you did big illusions you can't remember the names of any of the big illusions you did.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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When you make your girl friend wear a broom harness so you can hook her up to a fence if she drinks too much.
joseph
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You threaten your dog with your flea circus...
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Father Photius
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When you begin to wonder why Congress can make you an officer and a gentleman but can't make you a decent magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you have to constantly remind yourself to move your mag coin holdout from your back to your front pocket when you get in the car so as not to destroy the memory chip in your power driver's seat!!!
Dynamike
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When you are performing for David Copperfield.
jay leslie
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When you have so many books the Library Of Congress calls YOU.
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When you buy the new Dai Vernon compendium book even though you have all the originals tucked away in a box someplace.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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Your commode is shaped like a thimble...
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Father Photius
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When you get the idea that putting a flush handle on your top hat will help you make things disappear easier.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you use duct tape and coat hangers to make your props.
jay leslie
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When you keep your bottle tricks in a medicine cabinet.
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