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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When you read the instructions once and understand it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you don't need to read the instructions, you already know how it is done.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When you don't need to read the instructions, you know how it's done, and put in in your unused magic drawer...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you don't need to read the instructions, you know how it's done, and put it in your unused magic drawer before you look at the trick.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you write your own instructions in three languages,
Past tense Future tense and I'm really tense when I cant read my own instructions. Also... when you film your multiplying bottle routine, from the back, so you can remember it in a year.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When you catch the eye of another Magician's pretty female assistant and realize she was your third or fourth wife but you can't remember which.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When a dove does a number 2 on your shoulder and you think, "johnny is probably gonna sue me."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you end up homeless from doing free shows.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When your wife finds you sleeping walking and performing to your dog.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your dog is the only audience that seems to appreciate your performance.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you are trying to get your dog to pick a card.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
When your dog refuses to take the force card.
Posted: Aug 12, 2009 3:57pm When your cat attacks your rising card.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you start dissembling photocopiers, coffee makers and scuba gear for spare parts... that you know you'll never use, some day.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When.. you break the world record for continuous waterfalls and pressure fans and nobody is there to see.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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scottybarnhart New user 81 Posts |
[With mentalism] . . . everything in an office supply store becomes a prop and all the good cutlery is defunct.
"Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage." - Woody Allen, Manhattan
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you spend 6 hours in a single day trying to figure out a schedule where you can do magic for 22 hours a day at TAOM and still have time to sleep 8 hours per day.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When you wish you could go out to TAOM so you could meet Fr Photius.
Have fun.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you imagine you are the king of the linking rings.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you wish that Dynamike, James, Tabman, Jay, and Bill were all going to be at TAOM, what a wild party that would be.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you must fight to stay awake while posting on the Café.
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