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joseph
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When you read the instructions once and understand it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When you don't need to read the instructions, you already know how it is done.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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When you don't need to read the instructions, you know how it's done, and put in in your unused magic drawer...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When you don't need to read the instructions, you know how it's done, and put it in your unused magic drawer before you look at the trick.
jay leslie
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When you write your own instructions in three languages,

Past tense
Future tense
and I'm really tense when I cant read my own instructions.

Also... when you film your multiplying bottle routine, from the back, so you can remember it in a year.
tabman
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When you catch the eye of another Magician's pretty female assistant and realize she was your third or fourth wife but you can't remember which.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When a dove does a number 2 on your shoulder and you think, "johnny is probably gonna sue me."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you end up homeless from doing free shows.
JamesTong
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When your wife finds you sleeping walking and performing to your dog.
Father Photius
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When your dog is the only audience that seems to appreciate your performance.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you are trying to get your dog to pick a card.
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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When your dog refuses to take the force card.

Posted: Aug 12, 2009 3:57pm
When your cat attacks your rising card.
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jay leslie
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When you start dissembling photocopiers, coffee makers and scuba gear for spare parts... that you know you'll never use, some day.
tabman
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When.. you break the world record for continuous waterfalls and pressure fans and nobody is there to see.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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[With mentalism] . . . everything in an office supply store becomes a prop and all the good cutlery is defunct.
"Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage." - Woody Allen, Manhattan
Father Photius
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When you spend 6 hours in a single day trying to figure out a schedule where you can do magic for 22 hours a day at TAOM and still have time to sleep 8 hours per day.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you wish you could go out to TAOM so you could meet Fr Photius.

Have fun.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When you imagine you are the king of the linking rings.
Father Photius
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When you wish that Dynamike, James, Tabman, Jay, and Bill were all going to be at TAOM, what a wild party that would be.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you must fight to stay awake while posting on the Café.
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