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When you brings magic tricks into a building reading "No magic tricks allowed or you will be arrested immediately."

When you love your tiger more then your wife.

When you can't possibly magish without your magic wand.

When your tiger loves you more than your wife!

When you quit your 40 hour a week job to perform free shows only.

When you know what a great convention TAOM is. Wish we could all be there.

When Photius, Dynamike, James, Tabman, Jay, and Bill put together their own convention.

Tomorrow, my place.. Be there or be a square knot, like the kind Slydini used but not the Square knot off rope trick which is good too but only lasts 30 seconds and if I'm going to perform a trick for a corporate audience it should be longer but then again, kids under 7 won't get the Slydidi knot because they can't but they do get the square knot which is also a good trick to do at blue and gold dinners which is another subject.

The first book I got (not stolen from the library) was Cub Scout Book Of Magic.

When you wonder if there's a way to do a one handed square knot and decide that you'd be at Jay's for the convention if it was a little closer than 3,000 miles.

When you can tie a "one handed" Bow Tie using either hand (try it, I can)

When you can tie a knot with one hand, but forgot how to tie it with two hands.

When you join the boy scouts so you can show them some cool knots...

When you bring your Linking Rings to a jewelry store to sell them.

When you go deer hunting by throwing cards at them...

When you spend hours and hours cataloging your magic books on your computer, but you know where to find anything and everything anyway.

When you find yourself palming, vanishing and switching the almonds you thought you were eating while you read the messages here.

Bill

When you put together a new Bible full of magic tricks.

When you take your Himber ring to the jewelers and screw with him.
Or
when you take a shell to a coin shop and announce that you just found two coins for the price of one.
OR
When you use your Fantasio cane as a prop so you can board a jet early, because you're disabled.
OR
When you're driving ober the international border with a Mismade Lady in the cargo section and declair that you have a parts of a lady in the box to see their reaction when they open it up... (You have to have a few hours to lose to do this one)
Or
When you hand someone a Break-a-way pencil as their about to sign a contract
OR
When you quickly use a Perfect Pen on a dollar right before you pay a cashier, telling them it's "NEW" money.
Or
The ever popular squeeker or sparks machine on electrical equipment like in an elevator

I've done all of these.

Jay, what kind of responses did you get for each of those you have tried?

When James catch up to Dynamike with his post.