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JamesTong
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When I am catching up with the number of posts Dynamike has and at the same time making more balls and also simultaneously practicing magic.
joseph
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Please ignore my
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You bent all the house keys, and lock yourself out...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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When you practicing all the magic moves with your left hand.
Dynamike
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When your doctor must be a magician.
Father Photius
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When you hear the word "vanish" coming from the TV and rush in to see if it is a magic show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you practice palming a gun in front of a police officer.
tabman
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When you buy your sponge balls by the bag - of 50.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When you buy your thumb tips by the bag of 100.
joseph
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You take a bath in a milk can...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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When you live under a bridge in your old sub trunk.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When you listen to a member just because he has so many post.
tabman
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When you wear a Bolo Tie made out of Magician's rope and a Chinese hole coin.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When you know you have to perform today, but will not get your butt off the Café.
jay leslie
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When you.... yes you.... make 30 posts just to up your total when everyone knows that quality beats quantity every time.
JamesTong
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When you noticed that Jay and tabman are getting more funny every time they post.
Father Photius
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When you have nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon but sit in your office and read the Café.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you are going bonkers just trying to catch up with the latest in magic.
jay leslie
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When you run to your friends door and open it before he can get his keys out.

When you leave your milk can full of water in case of an earthquake.

When your Sword basket is your hamper.

When the base to your Broom Suspension is also your front door mat.

When you actually use your arm chopper to prepare a salad.

When you use all your DVD cases to build a wall between rooms.

When you use vanishing candles during your debut piano concert.

When you use your Glorpy as a pocket square but never take it out.

When you give the cashier a 10 inch coin, at a drive through, with a completely straight face.

When you use your rice bowls to mix a cake.

When you nail an old livestock production box to the top of a pole and it becomes your mailbox.

When you sew a tear using your needle through balloon, needle.

When you keep your watch in a nest of boxes.

When you replace your toilet float with a Zombie ball, because that's where it came from.

When you throw all your old sparkly thimbles and balls in the fish tank to "liven up" the view.

When you keep your pills in a bill tube.

When your name starts with a D and ends with a E

When the middle of your name is inamik

Please come back for the midnight show, it starts at 1
tabman
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When you plan to stay up for the midnight show at 1am. Is that Eastern time?
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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Yes but it's a two drink minimum and no kids under 21 inches tall,.

I have to irritate... er I mean, entertain some people now. See you later.
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