When you got nothing better to but be on the Café.

Spoken like a man who just posted 45 times in the last couple of hours.

I don't know, who?

We'll if you don't know Who... Let me introduce him to you.... Who, meet Mike - Mike, meet who.

Who's that you say? Mike... that's who.

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Reminds me of the old joke with the punch line "If I knew that, I could go to college" which, to say the least, can not be told on this forum... but I'll be glad to write in a PM.

(Now watch a thousand people PM)

When you know who but you can't remember when and where.

When you want to volunteer your time with the Café to help others all day.

When you found out about the latest in magic performances ... irritating people . mmmmmmm who am I going to irritate today?

The seat covers in your car have "Ask Alexander" silkscreened into them...

When you have a huge picture of a top hat air sprayed on the bonnet of your car.

When you sit in your office chair all night waiting for someone to make a post on the Café.

This shows something is either wrong with your browser or you have retired from magic

You go through 2 cases of beer, trying to straighten out that one bottle cap to
use for a trick...

You try shuffling playing cards with your feet.

When you are modifying the finger tips to fit your toes.

When travel daily around the world to go to different IBM meetings.

When a brand new religion springs up based on your second sight routine with you as the head "see-er."

When you join a church that is titled "Magic Church."

You can make 2 animal balloons at once with your feet...

When you join a church called "Magic Church" and discover that Dynamike is the MC.

When you fall asleep at your computer overnight waiting for someone to post on the Café.