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MagicBus
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That you name your Losander floating table "Rosebud".
Dynamike
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When you perform day after day without getting any sleep.
MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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That you only use Dove soap...
jay leslie
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When you try to trade a dentist your services for his... fifteen minutes after the anesthetic is shot in.
Dynamike
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When you think tricks are only for kids.
tabman
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When you say you're going to Home Depot but you really go to the Magic shop instead.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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JamesTong
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When you reach a magic shop you just keep looking at all the props on the shelves even though you have seen them hundreds of times already.
Dynamike
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When you buy only the props you do not need.
MagicBus
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When you have rummaged through laundramat dumpsters looking for discarded detergent boxes to be used in your "soft soap" routines.
tabman
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When you live behind a laundramat dumpster and wear discarded detergent boxes on your feet for shoes.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When you keep your props in a box of Trix?
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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When you got your props in a box of Trix.
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Dynamike
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When you find your props in a box of Trix.
Father Photius
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When the only Trix you don't do come in a cereal box.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you lost your props in a box of Trix.
tabman
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When you like the ladies of the evening because of the tricks they do.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Dynamike
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When you buy a thousand boxes of "Cracker Jack" just to learn a new trick.
Father Photius
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When you eat Cracker Jacks every day for three months until you finally figure out how to get a signed card into it with it still sealed.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Why you open a magic shop and keep the tricks outside.
JamesTong
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When you keep buying those tricks you know you will never perform?
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