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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you want to marry a female because her name is Trixie.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When I named two of the balls I just made ... Trixie Baby and Trixie Honey.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts |
When you knew Trixie when she won the TAOM teen competition, and when she went to Texas Tech (Ride 'em Raiders!), and were in the studio at the Boy's Ranch telethon when Ted Quan nearly impaled her on the sword suspension, and appeared on Admiral Foghorn with her.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When you don't know Trixie at all.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you enjoy reading the "Trixie" posts eventhough you do not know what they are talking about.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When you think Trixie Bond must be secret agent #008.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you suddenly realize that Tabman and Kozak have a new trick called "working the Funny Bone".
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2009-08-21 15:57, JamesTong wrote: James, you are a genius my friend! -=tab
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you are still in loved with Trixie from the Jackie Gleason Show.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts |
Even tho she couldn't act...
When you wait for Norton to do a sewer trick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts |
When you change your magic words to "Hey Ralphie, Ralphie, Ralphie!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you perform free for millionaires.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts |
At a picnic, you show everyone 2 grapes in the hand, 1 in the pocket...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you been the same trick over a hundred times, and always messed up.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts |
When you memorize the patter, and your mind goes blank during the show...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you put together a magician union.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts |
When you try to improve a Vernon or Slydini trick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you read the secrets in the books only.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts |
When you want the masked morons autograph...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you can read Dynamike's name up and down the right side of the "Now that's Funny" forum.
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