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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts 
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When you open a pedicure / barber shop / magic shop / massage therapy biz, and use sponge balls for the pedicures, to apply shaving cream, to roll on the patients, to have the patients lay in as a soothing tub full of sponge balls then you wash em and sell em.
Or realize that DM has posted 603 times since Wednesday night.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17248 Posts
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When your body is full of magic tattoos...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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What part would be the wand?
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you color or dye your hair half black and half white with a matching pair of eye brows and also the color of all the finger nails matching the look so you have a unique look for your show.
(I tried this about 30 years ago and the audiences freak out. I was known as the "Black and White" magician then. Good memories) |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you think you remember the "Black and White" magician.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When you know 5,000 card tricks but don't know how to play a single card game.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-08-22 08:43, joseph wrote: That is great!!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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On 2009-08-22 12:59, jay leslie wrote: (Sorry I have been so slow lately) When you go to Jays shop across the street, when you forgotten you could have received Hocus Pocus' discounts online. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-08-22 14:11, Father Photius wrote: Huh! What is a card game?  Do you run and hop around with cards? 
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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When you are on the Café on the a Saturday, instead of performing.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you enjoy applying fanning powder on all your playing cards.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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When you bring your laptop with you to the bathroom so you won't lose your spot in the "Now that's funny" forum.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you try to remember every version of 3 fly but could not even do one well.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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Whne you've been around long enough to remember 2 Fly.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17248 Posts
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When you know 5000 card tricks, but can't do one when someone says "Do a trick."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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When you know three card tricks and mess up every time you try to do one.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When you are considering writing a book called 101 uses for fanning powder besides using on cards.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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When you're actually looking forward to reading a book called "101 Uses for Fanning Powder Besides Using on Cards."
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 1:46am When you put fanning powder on your fanny. (Sorry!)
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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When you try to improve Dynamike's linking ring routine.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17248 Posts
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When you try to synchronize everything you do to music...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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